bijacked

When the pickup from the bar brings you back to his/her place where her boyfriend/girlfriend is waiting to join.

"Being such a pretty man, John was bijacked more often than than he wanted to admit."

by kikdaball May 5, 2007

Bojacked

BoJack Horseman is an animated character who is filled with self-loathing, self-hatred and depression, he hates himself, he an alcoholic and he is bitter about everyone around him.
To feel bojacked is to feel down, depressed, angry at the universe and at yourself.

It's sunday, you are broke, you have load of responsibilities which none are done, you feel like a piece of shit, everyone around had their life figured out, and you are drowning in your alcohol and cigarettes and want to just end this shit. you might as well say "i feel bojacked"

by Bifrost October 28, 2018

Bojacked

If someone is Bojacked they are depressed, tired, always drunk and selfish - basically a mess.
Reference to character Bojack Horseman from Netflix show Bojack Horseman

This phrase is coined by singer, Selina Fever in recent EP, I Thought I Was Dreaming, If I Seemed Distance in the single White Lighter.

He was Bojacked

I am Bojacked

by fregh November 2, 2019

Bizjacked

when your friend sets you up with an older woman who then informs you that she has STDs after you've already slept with her

when your "business" has been "jacked up"

I woke up with a rash three days later, and realized I had gotten Bizjacked.

by Haywood Jablowme 68.5 August 22, 2014

biojacked

perdy much fucked

i just biojacked ur ass off the cliff!

by uber man{}XXXX[]************** March 26, 2004