biojacked

perdy much fucked

i just biojacked ur ass off the cliff!

by uber man{}XXXX[]************** March 26, 2004

Biohacker

Biohacker - A person who enjoys exploring the details of one's life, or way of living, and how to stretch their capabilities

Origin of the word is from the combination of:

Bio - from Greek bios "one's life, course or way of living, lifetime"

Hacker - A person who enjoys exploring the details of programmable systems and how to stretch their capabilities*

*The Jargon File, a glossary for computer programmers that was launched in 1975

He is a real biohacker by always finding ways to push his human potential

As a biohacker he is always experimenting with his mind and body to optimize himself.

by The Biohacked Life May 21, 2018

Bojacked

BoJack Horseman is an animated character who is filled with self-loathing, self-hatred and depression, he hates himself, he an alcoholic and he is bitter about everyone around him.
To feel bojacked is to feel down, depressed, angry at the universe and at yourself.

It's sunday, you are broke, you have load of responsibilities which none are done, you feel like a piece of shit, everyone around had their life figured out, and you are drowning in your alcohol and cigarettes and want to just end this shit. you might as well say "i feel bojacked"

by Bifrost October 28, 2018

Bojacked

If someone is Bojacked they are depressed, tired, always drunk and selfish - basically a mess.
Reference to character Bojack Horseman from Netflix show Bojack Horseman

This phrase is coined by singer, Selina Fever in recent EP, I Thought I Was Dreaming, If I Seemed Distance in the single White Lighter.

He was Bojacked

I am Bojacked

by fregh November 2, 2019

Bizjacked

when your friend sets you up with an older woman who then informs you that she has STDs after you've already slept with her

when your "business" has been "jacked up"

I woke up with a rash three days later, and realized I had gotten Bizjacked.

by Haywood Jablowme 68.5 August 22, 2014

bojankedy

Piece of shit; ghetto-lookin'; something you would rather not be associated with.

Man, his car lookin' bojankedy. He better just roll out.

by Sean April 5, 2005

Boobjacked

When a baby latches on to the mother not allowing her to got up and move.

I was going to make dinner but I got boobjacked

by Drowsy dad June 23, 2020