biega

A hot sexy girl big boobs and ass and funny usually tall and fit.

Boy1: fuck did you see Biega to how sexy was she
Boy2: I know right

by Catmanandbatcat June 16, 2016

biega

Spanish slang for "vieja", meaning old lady. Often also used as "biegas" for your parents (i.e. "old folks")

"Esta biega me vendió algo"
"ay Juan, your biegas are fucking nice to me man"

by little_dark_age August 9, 2024

Shannon Biega

A girl who could make you go crazy for her the first 5 minutes you're with her. Life with her is like Christmas every day. her hugs make you feel like you're the most important person on the planet. And her kisses feel like a thousand angel wings caressing your lips.

Did you see Shannon Biega the other day? Man, she looks like a million bucks!

by Flying Pikachu February 11, 2019

Before my life began (BMLB)

Before my life began (BMLB) is from the “going full common playbook” of things a man can say when he is about to drop to one knee and put a ring on it! This phrase is also used when writing one’s own wedding vows to negate all of the “macking” you perpetrated before you met your wife — especially if old lovers are at the wedding and you want to throw a final elbow or two in their general direction. To use this phrase and sell it it, you must be at least 75% sincere AND say it with a straight face! After all you did invite ex’s to the wedding to make a point, didn’t you?

Him: Baby, none of them matter! That all happened before my life began (BMLB)
Her: Oh! When was that?
Him: When we finally surrendered to each other and fell in love

Now if you’re reading this and think it’s corny then you can’t pull it off. And if you can pull this off then go full Common and write your own vows because at some point you kissed the Blarney Stone!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 27, 2022

It never began

A phrase, often used in the Blackpill Community, indicating that it was over for a certain person before it even began.

Dave: Wow, Maddy just looked hella disgusted at you when you asked her out for prom. It's over for you, Bro.

Brad: It's actually not over, Steve. It never began for me.

by Eulero June 19, 2022

Las Begas

How Filipinos pronounce "Las Vegas."

We are all going to "Las Begas" to watch the Manny Pacquiao fight.

by Extra Mayo January 22, 2013

Deuce Bigalow

An Outdoor Shit that steams in the winter and starts fires during the summer.

Major Shart: "Holy Fuck, did you see that Deuce Bigalow that I just dropped in front of that forest Snowman?"

Joe Mama: "How couldn't I? There's a raging forest fire now! Pull your pants up quick before the heat from the flames scorches off your bun hairs and we're gonna have to nick-name you twinkie cheeks!"

by High Hiter April 19, 2018