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Steams is a game. Fun for all the family. 'Steams' was born in Coundon Court School in Coventry. Everyone who goes to Coundon Court has played this game. It's not just a game either, it's a test of strength, bravery and manliness. The game evolved over the years into what it is today.

The rules of the game are:

You kick a football around in a group.
-If you get megged, everyone else in the group kicks the shit out of you.
-If you kick the ball in the air and someone else catches it, everyone else in the group kicks the shit out of you.
-If someone else kicks it in the air and you try to catch it but drop it, everyone kicks the shit out of you.
-If you take 2 touches of the ball, you get the shit kicked out of you.
"Let's play Steams!"
*Brad passes the ball to Dave*
*Dave megs Sam*
"STEEAAAMMSS!!" (Shouted by everyone)
*Everyone beats the shit out of Sam until they get bored*
Steams by Sky Blue Spoon November 7, 2010
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Steams - a slang word for cigarettes pl. Used commonly in Ireland.

Steam - singular term for a cigarette
PERSON : Well man, do ya wanna go for a steam?

PERSON 2 : Do you wanna go halfs on a box of steams?
Steams by Kanye<3 December 4, 2009

steams my nuggets 

A term which describes the feeling of being very annoyed by something in a book, movie or series.

It was coined by the legendary Kelly Beckman on Potterless Podcast.
You know what really steams my nuggets? A philosopher and a sorcerer aren't even the same thing!

Steams updating 

Who knows what’s actually being done, and is absolutely useless
“Bro get on we’re being raided
“I can’t steams updating
Steams updating by XvdgamvX December 13, 2020

Green Steams 

When a dump smells like pot the day after smoking weed and eating an excessive amount of munchies.
"Dude, smoking up and going to the Mandarin gave me the worst Green Steams."
Green Steams by oh boss November 29, 2009

Where it boils, it's steams 

A nice way to tell a person it's all your fault; to look inward, to fix your problems
Her: "Baby daddies ain't shitt; mine told me: 'if you didn't have sex with bums, you wouldn't have the problem of a baby daddy; do you think this is true.

My response: 'where it boils, it's steams.

steam sale 

me: oh there is a steam sale

STEAM: YES COME TO ME AND I SHALL f!@# YOUR WALLET
steam sale by the homeless dump January 4, 2014