beegan

Someone who eschews all animal products from their diet, with the exception of insect products, most notably, honey.

Sue is almost vegan, but she still eats honey and royal jelly on occasion. She calls herself a beegan to help avoid confusion.

by Blueheron February 24, 2008

beegan

Someone who is an utter failure in their parents eyes compared his/her brothers

Father - "Gee honey that beegan really doesnt cut it compared to the rest of our kids"

Mother - "I agree"

by marooncat1600 February 29, 2008

Beegan

Beegan is the nickname of a nickname that no one truly understands. This person is the smartest, while playing dumb. Beegan can be a nicest person to you, but Beegan can also be a pain in the rear end.

You have a 100iq thought process, but you act clueless. You are such a Beegan.

by Twitch Overseer January 30, 2020

beegan

A vegan that includes the vomit of bees into their diet

Sally loves animals so she's a beegan and likes honey tea.

by hitlerpanda June 28, 2015

Before my life began (BMLB)

Before my life began (BMLB) is from the “going full common playbook” of things a man can say when he is about to drop to one knee and put a ring on it! This phrase is also used when writing one’s own wedding vows to negate all of the “macking” you perpetrated before you met your wife — especially if old lovers are at the wedding and you want to throw a final elbow or two in their general direction. To use this phrase and sell it it, you must be at least 75% sincere AND say it with a straight face! After all you did invite ex’s to the wedding to make a point, didn’t you?

Him: Baby, none of them matter! That all happened before my life began (BMLB)
Her: Oh! When was that?
Him: When we finally surrendered to each other and fell in love

Now if you’re reading this and think it’s corny then you can’t pull it off. And if you can pull this off then go full Common and write your own vows because at some point you kissed the Blarney Stone!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 27, 2022

beefandbutt

Always used with a hashtag (#). Describes a girl who acts like a guy and looks like a guy--to an extent--but denies being gay; can also apply to anyone basic.

That girl looks like a guy; how is she not gay?
She's #beefandbutt.

Bobby didn't invite me to his party. #beefandbutt

by trendme October 13, 2013

It never began

A phrase, often used in the Blackpill Community, indicating that it was over for a certain person before it even began.

Dave: Wow, Maddy just looked hella disgusted at you when you asked her out for prom. It's over for you, Bro.

Brad: It's actually not over, Steve. It never began for me.

by Eulero June 19, 2022