begay

1) a cream often used to cure heterosexuality

2) a word used to describe your plans for the weekend (only Saturday)

3) can be used as a way to describe someone who eats tacos without a shirt on

man 1:are you gonna put begay cream that guy whos begaying on this begay day

man 2: are you having a fucking stroke

by conanLM February 12, 2020

begay

Term used to describe the action to bamboozle, deceive, manipulate effortlessly, yearn for attention that clearly is undeserved, and attempt to "buddy fuck" in a "pathetic, not so innocent but always playing the victim" way that absolutely suggests a tired, run-down, worn-out, used and abused crack slinger character of the one who is acting out the definition above is nothing better then a door-to-door unwanted step-child.

"Oh my God, girl! Can you believe that dick hookah Steven tryin to begay with his bizness all out and shit on that dirty intanet? Shameless...trying to gather not even bein a hunter...shiiiiitttt."

by JACC May 30, 2006

Begay

Any man with the last name Begay probably is the most basic man ever to exist, probably thinks he is special because he isn't white, maybe Mexican, or Asian. 1 cm defeater and definitely a gooner, so definitely be warned. Football wrestling or track kid but isn't good as he thinks he is. smells like shit or lockerroom tell him to go take a shower.

Who the hell smells like shit in here?
Oh its definitely Begay

Begay- "No"

by Filipianaaaa May 12, 2025

derek begay

The gayest man you will ever meet

Someone: Bro, you're as gay as Derek Begay

You: No man, no one's as gay as Derek Begay

by nut_inspector December 18, 2021

Before my life began (BMLB)

Before my life began (BMLB) is from the “going full common playbook” of things a man can say when he is about to drop to one knee and put a ring on it! This phrase is also used when writing one’s own wedding vows to negate all of the “macking” you perpetrated before you met your wife — especially if old lovers are at the wedding and you want to throw a final elbow or two in their general direction. To use this phrase and sell it it, you must be at least 75% sincere AND say it with a straight face! After all you did invite ex’s to the wedding to make a point, didn’t you?

Him: Baby, none of them matter! That all happened before my life began (BMLB)
Her: Oh! When was that?
Him: When we finally surrendered to each other and fell in love

Now if you’re reading this and think it’s corny then you can’t pull it off. And if you can pull this off then go full Common and write your own vows because at some point you kissed the Blarney Stone!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 27, 2022

It never began

A phrase, often used in the Blackpill Community, indicating that it was over for a certain person before it even began.

Dave: Wow, Maddy just looked hella disgusted at you when you asked her out for prom. It's over for you, Bro.

Brad: It's actually not over, Steve. It never began for me.

by Eulero June 19, 2022

Bogay

A gay bogan, a cross between a bogan and a gay person. Usually seen wearing a wifebeater or some other overtly patriotic clothing (e.g. with national symbols or flag printed on it) combined with short shorts and thongs.

Often used to describe the confusing intersection of two incompatible characteristics, the rough unsophistication of a yobbo with the camp features of a homosexual.

Can be characteristics other than style of dress, e.g. love of country music and pop music. Which is obviously confusing because one is about dogs and utes and sheep and dust, and the other is about teenage angst.

Can be used as a: (1) noun, (2) verb or (3) adjective.

1. You are such a bogay.
2. We can totally bogay-out to Pink next summer!
3. You totally look like a bogay in that outfit.

by FauxFaux October 2, 2009