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When someone takes a shit in the bidet.
Damn it. The other night at the party, I noticed a rather large bidont in my bidet. :/
bidont by wondershockx September 26, 2011
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A tall large motherfucker nicest person to fuck with best sex and a great brother a dick that satisfies lady’s and beat anybody ass on any given day
Bionta is that n****
bionta by C-Hoppa December 15, 2019
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Bidentia 

A form of dementia . Sufferers forget where they are, forget important documents and ..... you know the things.

Advanced cases develop thoughts of actually winning presidential political races.
“ Whoa , whoa Joe, Where in Wisconsin, you got Bidentia or somethin?”
Bidentia by 1stgenmillclub October 19, 2020
Rob: Patch and vulnerability meetings are held semimonthly and not bimonthly.
Anthony: No, they're held bimonthly since we have them twice a month.
Rob: No, look up the word semimonthly in Websters.
Anthony: Look up the word bimonthly in Websters.
Rob: Eat a bag of dicks
Bimonthly by EatABagOfDicks! June 21, 2017
The dopest Italian name you will ever hear. This name shows that your gang leader and has the most balls. Don’t mess with a kid that has this last name or his gang will definitely screw you up. Don’t ever mess with a Bitonti.
Yo dog look it’s Bitonti! Don’t mess with him or you know what will happen.
bitonti by Italian D April 8, 2019
a person disowned from society, who isolates himself from the outside world and his friends
BISONT by sessoculo July 16, 2021

bisontastical

Equal in splendor to the noble bison.
That pickle is quite bisontastical.
bisontastical by Horatio January 25, 2005
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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