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The opposite of a bidet, a bidon't is the act of spraying water off of your ass and on to someone else in the shower. The best way to do this is by positioning a removable shower head between your legs and allowing the water to ricochet off your butt-hole (and maybe a little balls or gooch) and land on your shower mate. The perfect time to execute the bidon't is when your shower mate is washing their face as their eyes are usually closed so they are unaware of the source of the water hitting their soapy face.

Bonus: If you have a hairy asshole, you can bypass the whole ricochet part by using your ass-hair as a filter, allowing the stream of water to pass through the hairs improving the accuracy of your spray yet still achieving the "ass water" effect.

Double bonus: If a dingleberry should happen to shake loose and act as a projectile, you achieved a level of bidon't that few live to tell about.
In a recent bidon't accident, a man lost his life on a trip to Old Faithful yesterday morning.
by sethisanimating February 19, 2011
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It is a term used to describe Joe Biden taking a fat poop on your parental figure's car. This is usually deemed as disrespectful to say towards people and is said when having extreme anger towards another individual.
Wife: Holy cow! You didn't do the dishes like I asked you to! You know what? Joe Biden poop far t on your car heheheha smelly fart pee poop fart!
Husband: How dare you say that to me! I will cast your membrane into a raging inferno.
by EpicPedroGame_r January 28, 2022
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the biden touch

The opposite of The Midas Touch. When everything you touch rapidly turns to shit.
COVID, the southern border, inflation, energy, now Afghanistaneverything this president touches is a disaster, he has The Biden Touch.
by ajpolo August 16, 2021
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The Biden touch

A: Damn I really fucked that up.
B: Looks like you have the Biden touch.

The opposite of the Midas touch.
by realist human August 31, 2021
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Biden trumper

1. Chuammper, or Pogmentship.
2. A person bad enough to protest Biden by trumping him.
1. He watched Biden trumper on CNN yesterday night.
2. That Trump fan dares to protest Biden?!
by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 January 22, 2021
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Biden-to-Trump Diversion

The act of bringing up Donald Trump completely out of the blue whenever the conversation is purely about Joe Biden and his flaws.

People guilty of BTD can not, for some odd reason, fathom others speaking negatively about Biden, and so whenever he is negatively mentioned, they will find some way to make the conversation about Trump when Trump was never mentioned previously.

These people seemingly believe that anyone who has ever said anything bad about Biden ever must be in full support of Trump, so they take it upon themselves to hurl insults at the latter and defend the former even if no comparison was made between the two.

NOTE: No matter what, as long as Biden is mentioned negatively, there will ALWAYS be one person committing Biden-to-Trump Diversion on the internet, regardless of the setting.
In a YouTube comment section under a video clip portraying Biden having memory/speaking issues:

Comment: "It's scary to think that this is one of the most influential people in the world. This man is clearly not cognitively fit for office, and I hope they stop using him for their agenda..."

Reply to comment: "He's 10 times more fit for office than Trump, and is far more cognitively capable than him. Trump was the worst president this country has ever had, period."

Everybody reading the exchange: "Why is that guy mentioning Trump when the video and comment aren't even about him? Seems a Biden-to-Trump Diversion to me."
by La Li Lu Le Lo February 1, 2022
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biden talk

rambling on without thought of what your talking about. happens mostly when drunk
see that old dirty man? he totally doing biden talk
by vitoman123 November 25, 2020
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