Bimonthly

Something occurring every other month.

Rob: Patch and vulnerability meetings are held semimonthly and not bimonthly.
Anthony: No, they're held bimonthly since we have them twice a month.
Rob: No, look up the word semimonthly in Websters.
Anthony: Look up the word bimonthly in Websters.
Rob: Eat a bag of dicks

Bimonthly by EatABagOfDicks! June 21, 2017

bimonthly

Something occurring every other month.

The magazine is published bimonthly.

bimonthly by mkirk June 4, 2016

Bimonthly

When you only identify as Bisexual every other month. Apart of the Bisexual spectrum, in between Biweekly and Biyearly.

Dave: Did you hear about Miranda? According to Janet, she's Bimonthly! She's Bisexual this month, but she won't be next week.

Bimonthly by noooooel July 7, 2021

Bimonthly

Being attracted to both even and odd months, which often excludes February, which is monthfluid.

"I always wondered why I loved calendars and it turned out I was just bimonthly."

Bimonthly by CyanSoup December 17, 2024

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022