beutner 

a Thing, you cant really define as human. Sometimes you might hear the Sound of a camera out of a bush, it could be that a wild Beutner appeared and just jerks off to the pick off you. If you notice that a wild Beutner (lat. beutnerusuterus or Hugo) is following you, you better do the Beutner-squad-scream and run until you hear a loud "yeeeeeeeeee". Now the sitiuation is clear and you can easily enjoy your day again.

dont do this bro, you dont wanna be a Beutner, dont you?

beutner by Louis Beutner October 4, 2017

Beutnered 

(Verb)
1. To have public services dismantled and handed over to for-profit privatizing billionaires
2. To get screwed
3. To be lied to

4. To be cheated

Synonym: Monica Garcia'd

Origin, 2018: LAUSD school board secretly abs illegally hires Austin Beutner, who has no experience in education, a to be the superintendent of the Los Angeles Unified School District.

The school board sits on a continued and increasing reserve of over $2 billion, but claims they cannot give teachers a cost of living increase nor change any of the following realities:

1. Schools have nurses only 1 day a week unless they find other money to pay for the other 4 days.

2. Some school counselors have a caseload of over 1,000 students because the LAUSD refuses to hire more counselors.

3. There is no true limit on class size, resulting in class sizes of, for example, 55 in a high school math class and 43 in a sixth grade math class.

4. Most schools do not have full time librarians or school psychologists/ social workers.

5. Charter schools in California do not have to play by the same rules of public schools do. Charter schools can cherry pick their students and they can deny enrollment to students with low test scores. Public schools may not and do not deny enrollment to anyone.

Austin Beutner wants to dismantle and privatize the LAUSD into 32 portfolio districts in order to bust the teachers union so he can hand the schools over to billionaires like Eli Broad to become for-profit schools.

Dude, those billionaires totally Beutnered your school district!

Beutnered by Y4HiHSCx January 18, 2019

butner 

verb to frequently and consistently miss scheduled appointments (including work for long durations) with little to no notice, often accompanied by outlandish or insufficient reasoning.

Doctor: "I had to drop the patient. He kept butnering his appointments. Seriously, not even a phone call to cancel."
Lazy Worker Bro: "I just scored a two week vacation in Cancún! I'll just butner work and it's party time! I'll make up something like an dental problem if they ask when I get back."
Boss: "He's fired for pulling a month long no-call/no-show." HR Rep:" I've never seen someone butner that long!"

butner by UnofficialButTrue January 25, 2017

allison butner 

The girl who is braiding my hair rn

Allison Butner is braiding my hair.

allison butner by Diretioner💖 July 7, 2021

beetner 

a lower form of a human being who loves macs, drives slow and never signals. A beetner will often offer to do slave labor for some form of reinforcement, even when it doesn't get it.

I didn't want my mountain dew, so beetner got it for me.

beetner by Kelly Eilderts March 18, 2007

beutler

A nickname for a real blonde person, Freakin HOT but a little dim, just a little.

A Beutler will fly to heaven but get lost and end up in hell...whoops!

beutler by magnus penny August 30, 2006

Beutler

The act of shitting while having a squirting orgasm!

Damn Brittany, you’re fucking disgusting. You just did a Beutler!

Beutler by 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼 December 6, 2018