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Besley is a male given name referring to someone who is kind, loving, talented and intelligent. People with this name are charming, patient and have good communication skills . Liked by people, wise.

People having this name are very calm and have the potential to become very rich.
Besley is often used when someone excels in something because if their inherent skills and talent.

How could he not have made it when he is Besley.
Besley by Isman November 24, 2021
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Besley Syndrome 

When one suffers from stunted growth from extreme exposure to Blenheim, and toast.
Tabby Besley, she suffers from Besley Syndrome. Quite badly.
Besley Syndrome by LalalalaBlenheim January 20, 2009

Jack Besley 

Having terrible hearing. A high percentage of the time with a hearing aid.
If you are to walk past someone and yell a slur, and they are to not able to hear what you said, they are said to be a 'Jack Besley'.
Jack Besley by flooba wooba November 2, 2009

Beasley Bunt 

The act of performing the Slapstick antics of the vaudeville act Three Stooges perfected to a girl while having intercourse. This is performed by using two fingers to bunt her in the eyes during the act of intercourse and yelling wobble bobble bobble. This will cause uncontrollable convulsions and screaming. During this time you thrust harder and fight her natural instinct of fight or flight.

The only defense against this move is a flat hand raised against forehead to prevent bunting.
“While banging this chick she asked me to do something new and crazy. At this point I used to Beasley Bunt and watched in delight as she cringed and tightened her body while I proceeded to continue banging her until I was finished. She never retuned my phone call. But I am sure that if you see her and raise two fingers she will instantly go into defense mode.”

Tsairus Beasley 

A rat. This hoe goes ratatatatat. He ain’t gay but he ain’t not. He never expected his sister to pants him but neither did she. Tsairus Beasley is a mystical term used to describe EUTHANASIA.
Damn Danielle! Tsairus Beasley keeps on flirting and boob plopping on that Oluwadamilola Akinola.
Tsairus Beasley by KellogGoat November 22, 2018

drive like a begley 

A person who drives up hills and fly off them to on comeing traffic
Yo bro i drive like a begley all the time it is so fun you should try it
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