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A bercow is a deceitful, lying, waste of space. Someone that exploits their position and uses treacherous means to get their way.
"Do you think it'll be OK to exploit my position to push my own views?"

"Of course, you're a total bercow!"
bercow by Harry_White October 21, 2019
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berowenanzaf

"berowenanzaf" Is an adjective to describe one of the most strawngest and respected manne/boi it is very hohobaf garbage to see a yung lad not bee berowenanzaf! If you have not disobaid your swedish-parentotos and eaten your chonkles on your poppats then you will not be berowenanzaf and you shall suffer your painfull death.
"oi have you not been ¿berowenanzaf? looks like you never ate your chonkles.......... consider yourself damaged" -Chonkle bootybook
A personality type characterised by rigid, linear and sequential thought processes. When faced with the problem of getting from point "A" to point "Z" persons of this type will automatically assume that they must pass through all points from "B" to "Y".
When the boss implemented a procedure for implementing new procedures and incorporating them into the office procedures manual everybody realised that the boss suffered from an affliction common to middle management - a betowhy personality and an inabiliy to see the big picture.
betowhy by zeb zotop November 12, 2011

Chuck Bartowski 

Chuck Bartowski is a t.v. character played by Zachary Levi. He is a normal guy until he downloads government secrets into his head (the Intersect). He is the coolest nerd/spy ever.
Chuck Bartowski: Look, I'm not accusing you of anything... today. Yesterday, yes, I may have laid it on a little thick with the accusing, but I'm really sorry about that. Instead of not trusting you I should have been thanking you for saving my life and protecting the country and for making really tasty gourmet wieners.
Chuck Bartowski by delayen November 26, 2010

Bertouch 

Single guys' house, used in Moroccan Arabic.
Jebti titiza lbertouch a m3allem
Bertouch by Titi et Fatou May 17, 2020
A fucking cunt who sucks gigantic cocks while giving a hand job to reingold. Also he's very skinny fat and the only reason he has a wife is because she's a gold digger. Hes also a bald weirdo who looks at reingold's dick and eating his semon cookies! He sweezs reingold's manboobs like there acutual boobs and sucks on thems too.

Reingold: SUCK : COCK NOW

Berlow: ok

A few minutes later...

Reingold: OH YEAH UHH!!! EAT MY COOKIES... NOW

Berlow: ok
The berlow pulled my pants down.
Berlow by Euehebd May 30, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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