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A bercow is a deceitful, lying, waste of space. Someone that exploits their position and uses treacherous means to get their way.
"Do you think it'll be OK to exploit my position to push my own views?"

"Of course, you're a total bercow!"
bercow by Harry_White October 21, 2019
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berowenanzaf

"berowenanzaf" Is an adjective to describe one of the most strawngest and respected manne/boi it is very hohobaf garbage to see a yung lad not bee berowenanzaf! If you have not disobaid your swedish-parentotos and eaten your chonkles on your poppats then you will not be berowenanzaf and you shall suffer your painfull death.
"oi have you not been ¿berowenanzaf? looks like you never ate your chonkles.......... consider yourself damaged" -Chonkle bootybook
A personality type characterised by rigid, linear and sequential thought processes. When faced with the problem of getting from point "A" to point "Z" persons of this type will automatically assume that they must pass through all points from "B" to "Y".
When the boss implemented a procedure for implementing new procedures and incorporating them into the office procedures manual everybody realised that the boss suffered from an affliction common to middle management - a betowhy personality and an inabiliy to see the big picture.
betowhy by zeb zotop November 12, 2011

Chuck Bartowski 

Chuck Bartowski is a t.v. character played by Zachary Levi. He is a normal guy until he downloads government secrets into his head (the Intersect). He is the coolest nerd/spy ever.
Chuck Bartowski: Look, I'm not accusing you of anything... today. Yesterday, yes, I may have laid it on a little thick with the accusing, but I'm really sorry about that. Instead of not trusting you I should have been thanking you for saving my life and protecting the country and for making really tasty gourmet wieners.
Chuck Bartowski by delayen November 26, 2010

Bertouch 

Single guys' house, used in Moroccan Arabic.
Jebti titiza lbertouch a m3allem
Bertouch by Titi et Fatou May 17, 2020
A fucking cunt who sucks gigantic cocks while giving a hand job to reingold. Also he's very skinny fat and the only reason he has a wife is because she's a gold digger. Hes also a bald weirdo who looks at reingold's dick and eating his semon cookies! He sweezs reingold's manboobs like there acutual boobs and sucks on thems too.

Reingold: SUCK : COCK NOW

Berlow: ok

A few minutes later...

Reingold: OH YEAH UHH!!! EAT MY COOKIES... NOW

Berlow: ok
Berlow by Euehebd May 30, 2018