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bertocchini

A very sexy and lovley man that is very sexual in nature and he is all man. His sent alone makes woman go wild.
chuck norris once cried for making i contact with bertocchini
bertocchini by mocha cub 15 December 9, 2010

Bertuchka 

On jessie bertrams mom calls him Bertuchka
jessie on Bertuchka
Bertuchka by mtavakoli July 21, 2022

bertuchka 

woah that girl has a big fat juicy bertuchka
im going to smack your bertuchka
bertuchka by pere January 27, 2021

Bertoch-Pilled 

Being ultimately based, to the absolute extent of your "Opinions being right." Furthermore, your opinions are simply just so based that despite technically still being an "opinion." You're still better than others regardless.
Travis: "Bro, that was seriously just so damn objectively Bertoch-Pilled."

Brady: Yeah, of course. All of my opinions are "right", and their's are "wrong."

Travis: "Nice"

Brady: "Hot"
Bertoch-Pilled by Ravboi June 22, 2021

Bertocchs 

Bertocchs is a crazy person who loves pizza. She has so many hoes that it is hilarious. She looks like the Virgin Mary. I LOVE YOU BERTOCCHS (not really) (JK)
Bertocchs, have you lost your socks?
Of course I have you silly little goose!
Bertocchs by anonymous83748 December 13, 2021
The place you take your girl to do drugs and freaky shit without anyones knowledge
“ Sat 3tini swart dyal brtouch endi wahd lmal7a jaya mn castellon”
Brtouch by whatupdocc February 3, 2023
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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