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A car that only nonce's drive anyone seen driving this car under the age of 90 sucks old boy.
what the fuck is he driving... hey i got a berlingo man
Berlingo by god 09876 February 22, 2008
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A man / man baby, usually known to drive a line car and hit poles on the regular . Not always but sometimes may be aggressive towards ant eaters , known to have a strong NY accent
The Berlingo was grouchy through the night, at which time he went to pilot for coffee .
Berlingo by YROD June 25, 2020
A van for those who can’t justify a VW Caddy. Some utility without the downsides of a larger van. Beware however, as you’ll likely be mistaken as a 70 year old pensioner or someone who can’t afford rent.
Carl bought a Berlingo to haul around cans of iced tea. His friends think he has turned into an old lady.
Berlingo by The Man Handler June 7, 2022

Citroen Berlingo 

Literally 0-60mph in 16 second.
Jared ran over the grandma in his Citroen Berlingo.

Berlingeresque 

Any action which combines ghettoness, extreme luck, and blatent stupidity.

Not neccessarily an insult, can also be used to credit one with luck or an uncanny ability to act in a way "unfit" for "normal" people.
Examples:
1. Ironing a shirt while it's on
2. Getting away with stealing shit from a house and speeding afterward.
3. Consistantly forgetting your work uniform, but going to work anyway
Berlingeresque by K dawg plus March 8, 2004

Berlingdingding 

A word you would use for a weird teacher
A Teacher that pronounces word wrong

A teacher that does social studies or world history
Wow he is so bad at his job. Why is he even teaching?
I know right, he is a Berlingdingding

Berjingo 

A BERJINGO can be referred to as a hole in the lower part of the body in a male or female. Excluding the belly button, the BERJINGO can be referred to suit any joke whether this to be more suited towards either the frontal or back passage region. In general it is to be assumed to be directed towards the frontal female entrance.
i also have a fetish for putting hamsters up my BERJINGO.

I like to put my fingers in my BERJINGO
Berjingo by RheaFallows January 19, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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