bernop 

a word that privileged white straight boys use to say yes while they play poker or blackjack while smoking joints and funneling beers.

“hey do you want to funnel another beer after this round of blackjack?”
“bernop”

bernop by thisismynameforthis June 25, 2021

bernoullitating 

To cover the end of a water hose with your thumb to increase it's flow rate.

When cleaning particularly difficult matter off of your car, bernoullitating the hose will make the job much easier.

bernoullitating by lucidentropy August 21, 2017

Bernoulli Boner 

When you pop a boner due to thinking about or discussing physics

Hey dude, when the professor solved that equation for dQ/dT I popped a Bernoulli Boner

Bernoulli Boner by thatDudeFromBridgewater April 9, 2017

Bernsplain 

1. To make ridiculous or incomprehensible remarks.
2. Without real definition, Obfuscate.
3.

a. To have no reason for, or without cause; unjustified

b. To offer false reasons for actions, false belief.

Let me bernsplain something to you woman, scientific polls are stupid. Internet polls, and big crowds.. that's the ticket.

Bernsplain by Amimnoch April 22, 2016

Berno 

Berno is a big dick mother fucker who comes to fuck shit up , Quiet I think I here a Berno now .

O fuck Berno is here hide the beer he is about to fuck shit up

Berno by Berno Berno March 21, 2017

Bernsplaining 

The act of Sanders supporters condescendingly telling you that you don't really understand what is going on.

"Man, the braided beard dude at the Blue Bottle chewed me out for like 10 minutes when I said I liked Hillary's views on women's rights."
"Don't worry about it, girl, that guy is always Bernsplaining everybody."

Bernsplaining by evan1022 June 3, 2016

Bernout 

1. Fanatical followers of politician Bernie Sanders. They believe that once elected as president Sanders will usher in a socialist utopia through unknown means, likely a magic wand.
2. Those who turn every conversation and social media post towards how wonderful Sanders is as well as how horrible all who oppose him are. They are unable to talk about anything else unless absolutely necessary, and feel the need to talk about Sanders every moment of every day.
3. Those who refuse to acknowledge any negative in Sanders while failing to acknowledge any positive in his opponents. For example, Sanders is completely perfect while Hillary Clinton is Satan incarnate.
4. Those unable to accept facts unless they support Sanders. Anything in support of Sanders is the undoubted truth. Anything that is against or in doubt of Sanders is a lie told by corporate fascists to destroy the one person trying to save the world.
5. Those with no real understanding of the political process but believe they do. Their ideas are based more in fairy tale ideology than practicality. If asked about the source of their political information it will likely come from Tumblr or Twitter.
6. Those who believe that the rich and successful only got their through cheating and illegal means. They believe that the successful should have everything taken from them and given to them despite not doing anything to earn it.

A play on Sanders' slogan "Feel the Bern" and that most of his followers are burnouts.

My bernout coworker believes that the one and only reason Hillary Clinton is beating Bernie Sanders is that she somehow bought each and every single individual who voted for her and refuses to believe that anyone could possibly consider that she is better qualified than he is.

Bernout by CapSarcastica May 11, 2016