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Birthentine's Day
Jane: "I can't believe tomorrow is Valentine's Day."
John: "Tomorrow is also my birthday."
Jane: "Oh, so you will be celebrating Birthentine's Day."
John: "Tomorrow is also my birthday."
Jane: "Oh, so you will be celebrating Birthentine's Day."
Birthentine's Day by krizdel May 11, 2011
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bergenfield high school
Bergenfield High School- where the marching band goes to MetLife before the football players, oops wait, they'll never make it there. Where people have sex in the stairways and the teacher's lounges. People basically fuck in the middle of the hallway. The girls are sluttier than prostitutes on the highway. Standards are lower than the grades. Where girls where club outfits for a normal day at school. Bergenfield AKA Asianfield.
Ex. 1
Person 1: Have you been to Asia?
Person 2: No, I've been to Bergenfield high school.
Ex. 2
Person 1: Have you ever fucked a prostitute?
Person 2: I fucked a girl from Bergenfield high, it's basically the same thing..
Person 1: Have you been to Asia?
Person 2: No, I've been to Bergenfield high school.
Ex. 2
Person 1: Have you ever fucked a prostitute?
Person 2: I fucked a girl from Bergenfield high, it's basically the same thing..
bergenfield high school by SmackTownJerd November 22, 2013
Birthentinesary
Great. Now I have to get her 3 separate gifts for her Birthentinesary. And just after Christmas, too.
Birthentinesary by Colt35 February 3, 2023
bergentrückung
Bergentrückung means three things: "King in the Mountain
"Mountain Rapture"
a story trope where the hero lays dormant until needed to save the day in some way.
"Mountain Rapture"
a story trope where the hero lays dormant until needed to save the day in some way.
that king is a Bergentrückung!
bergentrückung by God 0f hyperdeath April 15, 2019
bergenfield special
bergenfield special by Jefgg January 20, 2014
Birthentinesaversary
When your birthday and anniversary falls on Valentine's Day and you don't feel like writing three different words so you created a big one.
Birthentinesaversary by Rotten Sand February 6, 2023
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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