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Birthentine's Day

A holiday celebrated when your birthday is also Valentine's Day (February 14th)
Jane: "I can't believe tomorrow is Valentine's Day."
John: "Tomorrow is also my birthday."
Jane: "Oh, so you will be celebrating Birthentine's Day."
Birthentine's Day by krizdel May 11, 2011

bergenfield high school 

Bergenfield High School- where the marching band goes to MetLife before the football players, oops wait, they'll never make it there. Where people have sex in the stairways and the teacher's lounges. People basically fuck in the middle of the hallway. The girls are sluttier than prostitutes on the highway. Standards are lower than the grades. Where girls where club outfits for a normal day at school. Bergenfield AKA Asianfield.
Ex. 1
Person 1: Have you been to Asia?

Person 2: No, I've been to Bergenfield high school.

Ex. 2
Person 1: Have you ever fucked a prostitute?
Person 2: I fucked a girl from Bergenfield high, it's basically the same thing..

Birthentinesary 

When someone’s birthday, anniversary, and Valentine’s Day all land on the same day.
Great. Now I have to get her 3 separate gifts for her Birthentinesary. And just after Christmas, too.
Birthentinesary by Colt35 February 3, 2023

bergentrückung

Bergentrückung means three things: "King in the Mountain

"Mountain Rapture"

a story trope where the hero lays dormant until needed to save the day in some way.
that king is a Bergentrückung!

bergenfield special 

Suicide by monoxide poisoning
Two teenagers were found dead in a car in the garage. I am afraid it was a Bergenfield special.
bergenfield special by Jefgg January 20, 2014

Birthentinesaversary 

When your birthday and anniversary falls on Valentine's Day and you don't feel like writing three different words so you created a big one.
1. Happy Birthentinesaversary Day mom!

2. I hope you have a horrible birthentinesaversary day.