berends

Only legends have ‘Berends’ as their last name

You know Cole Berends? I heard he’s a legend.

by Dadmom May 27, 2020

berenstain bears

something that doesn't exist. it's not real. it is made up. it is a lie.

hey man have you ever seen the berenstain bears?
wtf are you talking about?

by bulldop April 6, 2017

berenstein bears

children's book that we all grew up reading or hearing about the family of bears and adventures

berenstein bears christmas

by andrew April 17, 2005

The Berenstain Bare

Invented by The College Dropout Bear, it's when you snort coke out of a hooker's butt, as made famous by Leonardo DiCaprio in the 2013 movie "The wolf of Wall Street".

Him: Dude, where were you this weekend?
Other Him: Man I was on this boat getting it in and getting fucked up!
First Him: How in?
Other Him: I did the Berenstain Bare on this phat ass'd model chick.
First Him: 0_0!

by Escalade_714 February 6, 2014

berend

usually used a name for pimps, gangsters, and really hot guys.

dude that dude is a berend

by jerry olson May 9, 2008

Berend

Berend is a cute, down-to-earth guy who's extremely cool. He is soft-spoken and kind and is always true to his word. He's a great listener and always knows how to make you laugh. He's also so fucking tall you can climb him like a tree. He's very much best friend material.

Rando: "Who is that?"

Rando 2: "Oh that's Berend, he's awesome, go talk to him!"

by oddloop November 6, 2021

Berenise

A sassy, sexy, fierce beast who know how to have fun.

" Wow, you're such a sassy, sexy beast! Not to mention you're so fierce, but knows how to have fun!"
"They don't call me Berenise for nothing!"

by supsugar November 8, 2011