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berends
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Berendt • berend • Berent • bearendt • Behrendt • berenitce • berenstain bears • berenstein bears • berenti • berndt
berenstain bears
berenstain bears by bulldop April 6, 2017
Berent
Berent by Step bro:) April 28, 2021
berenstein bears
berenstein bears by andrew April 17, 2005
berndt
Berndt is the ultimate being. Although no-one knows anything about him except his mysterious name. It's rumoured that a Berndt-like creature has been sighted in Sweden.
He has several active followers, who all believe he will come down and eat all your kebab at the End of Time. So you better hide it well.
The name can also be used as an insult or as a description of everything imagine-able.
He has several active followers, who all believe he will come down and eat all your kebab at the End of Time. So you better hide it well.
The name can also be used as an insult or as a description of everything imagine-able.
Look out! It might be... Berndt!
Why did you put this Berndt on my seat?!
Berndt called, but Berndt was on the Berndt so he Berndted him. I tried to Berndt Berndtie Berndt Berndtness but his Berndt picked up. I Berndted "Berndt up the Berndt, Berndtness!", but he ignored Berndt.
Why did you put this Berndt on my seat?!
Berndt called, but Berndt was on the Berndt so he Berndted him. I tried to Berndt Berndtie Berndt Berndtness but his Berndt picked up. I Berndted "Berndt up the Berndt, Berndtness!", but he ignored Berndt.
berndt by Stan D'Alone January 6, 2005
The Berenstain Bare
Invented by The College Dropout Bear, it's when you snort coke out of a hooker's butt, as made famous by Leonardo DiCaprio in the 2013 movie "The wolf of Wall Street".
Him: Dude, where were you this weekend?
Other Him: Man I was on this boat getting it in and getting fucked up!
First Him: How in?
Other Him: I did the Berenstain Bare on this phat ass'd model chick.
First Him: 0_0!
Other Him: Man I was on this boat getting it in and getting fucked up!
First Him: How in?
Other Him: I did the Berenstain Bare on this phat ass'd model chick.
First Him: 0_0!
The Berenstain Bare by Escalade_714 February 6, 2014
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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