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Only legends have ‘Berends’ as their last name
You know Cole Berends? I heard he’s a legend.
berends by Dadmom May 27, 2020
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berenstain bears 

something that doesn't exist. it's not real. it is made up. it is a lie.
hey man have you ever seen the berenstain bears?
wtf are you talking about?
berenstain bears by bulldop April 6, 2017
A freakishly strong guy.
Usually has long hair pretty friendly but can be mean sometimes
Berent by Step bro:) April 28, 2021

berenstein bears

children's book that we all grew up reading or hearing about the family of bears and adventures
berenstein bears christmas
berenstein bears by andrew April 17, 2005
Berndt is the ultimate being. Although no-one knows anything about him except his mysterious name. It's rumoured that a Berndt-like creature has been sighted in Sweden.

He has several active followers, who all believe he will come down and eat all your kebab at the End of Time. So you better hide it well.

The name can also be used as an insult or as a description of everything imagine-able.
Look out! It might be... Berndt!

Why did you put this Berndt on my seat?!

Berndt called, but Berndt was on the Berndt so he Berndted him. I tried to Berndt Berndtie Berndt Berndtness but his Berndt picked up. I Berndted "Berndt up the Berndt, Berndtness!", but he ignored Berndt.
berndt by Stan D'Alone January 6, 2005

The Berenstain Bare 

Invented by The College Dropout Bear, it's when you snort coke out of a hooker's butt, as made famous by Leonardo DiCaprio in the 2013 movie "The wolf of Wall Street".
Him: Dude, where were you this weekend?
Other Him: Man I was on this boat getting it in and getting fucked up!
First Him: How in?
Other Him: I did the Berenstain Bare on this phat ass'd model chick.
First Him: 0_0!