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Berend is a cute, down-to-earth guy who's extremely cool. He is soft-spoken and kind and is always true to his word. He's a great listener and always knows how to make you laugh. He's also so fucking tall you can climb him like a tree. He's very much best friend material.
Rando: "Who is that?"

Rando 2: "Oh that's Berend, he's awesome, go talk to him!"
Berend by oddloop November 6, 2021
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Berend's cock is about the same size as him ( he is very tall)
His cock isn't as long as Max' though.
Yo, have u seen that tall guy over there
Of I have, that's Berend, I heard his cock is huge!
Berend by MenksOnion November 30, 2021
Berend is someone who knows everything and has the strenght of a thousand bears. They are often so attractive that people throw themselves at him.
Look there is Berend! Let's go talk to him!
Berend by Caraxes November 21, 2021
the ginger in the back of the class. he’s cool for sure but he still doesn’t get any female attention at all. probably the most dry person you’ll ever meet, literally and figuratively. but somehow i still love this dude and it’s the most chill guy ever.
look at him being dumb, he’s such a berend.
berend by sher :) June 20, 2021
A very tall guy where the lenght went to his height and penis.
The Penis isnt as long as Max' penis
Berend gets all the ladied that Max doesn't want.
Do you know Berend?
Yes! He stole my girlfriend!
Berend by MenksOnion November 22, 2021
Berend is long, all his skill points went to his length, unfortunetely he only grew vertically and now Max' penis is longer.
He is well known to be a junk.
'Wow, he's super tall, i bet he has a huge penis!'
'That's Berend, he has a tiny penis I've heard'
' :( '
Berend by MenksOnion February 6, 2022