Dave: "Holy shit dude, Georgia gave me one hell of a Belljob last night!"
Johnny: "What's a Belljob man?"
Dave: "It's like a Blowjob but just on the Bellend! It was mad, I cummed like crazy!"
Johnny: "Ohhh shit dude! Niiiiice!"

Belljob by GiNgErNiNjA August 5, 2012

Related Words

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Beljin

is a guy good at football but rubbish with the girls. he also has a very small sized penis

'look at that he is such a beljin

Beljin by arsenalsuperfan November 19, 2016

bealjob

the forcing of a handjob onto another person by means of physical abuse or threat of physical abuse. by the way this is a true story from like 2011 but you gen z twats probably dont know about it because youre so entitled to everything

boy 1: you ever heard about the bealjob
boy 2: no
boy 1: well youre about to right now...

bealjob by urmuddasbattycrease October 28, 2021

klossi belja

he is a fat prick who is always stepping on everyone because he is a fat cow in klossar.

if you are stepping on someone you are klossi belja.

klossi belja by Klossi hater February 5, 2019

beljean

beljean is perfect!

if you run out of things to say or speechless because of perfection just say the word beljean

beljean originated from asia, its a screen name of a perfect young girl.

she's like the counter part of david beckham

omg! whaa.... that's... kinda? sorta? BELJEAN!!!

if you see a really beautiful lady or anything like other things also, even a perfect event or something you can say BELJEAN for short.

beljean by people's choice September 16, 2009

beljain jacob sheffield

its when jacob sheffield swallows a lot of horse cum and fisting becca

beljain jacob sheffield

beljain jacob sheffield by steven56788 March 1, 2010

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026