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Belljob 

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Like a Blowjob, except that instead of engulfing the entire Penis the one giving the Blowjob mainly focuses on the Bellend.
Dave: "Holy shit dude, Georgia gave me one hell of a Belljob last night!"
Johnny: "What's a Belljob man?"
Dave: "It's like a Blowjob but just on the Bellend! It was mad, I cummed like crazy!"
Johnny: "Ohhh shit dude! Niiiiice!"
Belljob by GiNgErNiNjA August 5, 2012
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bellyjob 

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The act of a particularly thicc homosapien, with either double X or X Y chromosomes using their belly rolls to wrap around and squeeze the male genitalia
Woman 1: insert name here said I couldn’t give much of a boob job
Woman 2: Calm down at least you can give a gosh darn good bellyjob
bellyjob by Mark Succerburg June 14, 2018
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bell job 

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A sexual act in which a well endowed woman places her breasts on either side of her partner's head then bangs them back and forth - the breasts being the bell and the head being the clapper.
"My head is still ringing from that bell job Francine gave me last night!"
bell job by FMR January 30, 2007

Balljob 

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Like a titjob but with your balls.
"Homie over here gave me a good ass balljob"
Balljob by Streetsmartsteve June 11, 2020

balljob 

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Licking or sucking of the scrotum and testicles.
"Elizabeth gives a better balljob than a blowjob."
balljob by Paul Ellis January 15, 2006

bellooby 

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when a woman's stomach portrudes out further than her breasts she has a "bellooby"
bellooby by BryanBB September 9, 2008

bealjob 

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the forcing of a handjob onto another person by means of physical abuse or threat of physical abuse. by the way this is a true story from like 2011 but you gen z twats probably dont know about it because youre so entitled to everything
boy 1: you ever heard about the bealjob
boy 2: no
boy 1: well youre about to right now...
bealjob by urmuddasbattycrease October 28, 2021
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Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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