benify

\bēnifī\ vb : to modify the spelling or pronunciation of a word by omitting certain letters and substituting in different ones as one would with the word "benis" (B, D, G, P, T) are universally interchangeable, (S,Z) are not cross compatible as only an (S) can become a (Z) but not a (Z) to an (S), (CK, GG) sounds are mutually interchangeable

Bill: Sally zugged my besticles.
Tom: Nice way to benify that scentence!

by TheWinstonDouble July 17, 2021

Bexify

1)To make something UBER cool!
2)To make something as Bex would.

I'm gonna Bexify my whole room tommorrow

by Bexi Bear July 30, 2007

friends with benifits

a person that you dont have to be emotionally attached to or going out with to have fun with sexually and physically.

ex. me and christina aren't seeing each other; we're just friends with benifits.

by Anthony Policastro June 11, 2006

beanify

A Mexican waiter spills a mixed bean salad on your lap.

To beanify - to be a Mexican waiter and spill a mixed bean salad on another's lap.

Beanified - When a Mexican waiter has spilled a mixed bean salad on your lap
"yo ass just got beanified dude!"

by aquaboy760 December 15, 2011

Enemies With Benifits

A situation in which both people share an equal hatred of the other but are still sexually attracted to one another, hence the, "With Benifits" part of the name.

Guy: God! Why do you have to be such a dirty bitch all the time?!
Girl: Oh yea? Well why do you have to be such a dick all the time!?
Guy: I'm not a dick you slut!
Girl: I'm not a slut you bastard!
Guy: CUNT!!
Girl: ASS-CLOWN!!
Guy: ARE YOU AS TURNED ON RIGHT NOW AS I AM?!?
Girl: WHEN WE'RE DONE FIGHTING OVER THIS WE SHOULD REALLY HAVE ANGRY SEX YOU FUCKER!!
Guy: *splutters, considers, then shrugs* FINE! BUT DON'T OBJECTIFY ME WHORE!!
(hot angry sex insues)
Me: And that my friends, is Enemies With Benifits. *bows*

by UThinkUrFunny?IThinkImAdorable August 14, 2011

Friends with Benifits

Being FwB with someone means that one or both of the friend(s) is engaging in some sort of sexual relation with the other,for example,grabbing a friends booty or poking there boobs/dick.Maybe something more steamy like full on sex occasionally.If you are FwB with a friend or a best friend no less then you will he friends for a very long time.FwB tend to last longer than just regular friends and best friends with benifits are usually around for life,because physical activity among friends brings them closer.If one of your friends touches you alot then you can be sure that friend is genuine and has your best interest at heart.So in conclusion don't be mad at touching,welcome it if it's a friend you trust.

Me and you are now friends with benifits.

by Anirasic December 16, 2018

friends w/ benifits

a friend that you are not seeing but can still be sexually active or have fun with physically and emotionally.

Me and Chris are not boy friend and girlfriend, we are just good friends or friends w/ benifits

by Erinnnnnnnn July 2, 2006