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bestnificent

A bestfriend who is magnificent in every way.
My Bestnificent Jeezy is the reason I'm not in jail right now but also the reason why I'm banned from Whole Foods.
bestnificent by Cakefranco November 16, 2014

Bagnificent

-adj: possessing the characteristics or mannerisms of, resembling or displaying behavior befitting a douche bag; douche-like.

synonyms: baggadocious, bagnostic, baggadelic, bagnetic, bagtastic, bagnifique.

related nouns: bagster, baggamuffin, Bagnum P.I., bag boy, deuce bag, sacco di douche, bagnificence, Baggie Smalls, Notorious B.A.G.
Some dillwad cut me off on the highway today and then gave me the finger. I should’ve known he was bagnificent by the ‘My Child is a Star Student’ bumper sticker on the back of his Hummer.
Bagnificent by f'd November 12, 2010

beneficentrism 

The view that promoting the general welfare is deeply important, and should be amongst one’s central life projects.
Clearly, you don't have to be a utilitarian to accept beneficentrism. You could accept deontic constraints. You could accept any number of supplemental non-welfarist values (as long as they don't implausibly swamp the importance of welfare).
beneficentrism by TheWingedTree April 15, 2023

beneficient

One who bestows beneficience.
Katherine was being beneficient when she allowed her retarded associate Ryan to be her friend
beneficient by Ryanopolis August 12, 2005

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026