benifer

tabloid combination of celeb names - Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez

Several grocery store rags just reported the Benifer wedding planned for last weekend in Santa Barbara has been permanently delayed because JLo requested a prenuptual agreement.

by dp September 14, 2003

Benifer

a boy that does not know if he is a boy or a girl so he makes his nickname benifer. this person is massively gay and they might wear shorts with leggings under them.

" hi nice to meet you my names ben but you can call me benifer"

by prettywoman161 March 2, 2009

bennifer

n.

1. An attractive couple that have money, fame and beauty yet are still universally hated by everyone.

adj.

1. A horrible combination that may ultimately bring about the apocalypse.
2. Combination of two things that seperately suck but when put together can achieve a level of sucking not understood by physics.

I got suckered into watching that bennifer movie and I started bleeding from the ears and eyes, which was a relief as then I couldn't see or hear the damn movie.

by Black August 1, 2003

bennifer

A combination consisting of 50% Benjamin Geza Affleck, and 50% Jennifer Lynn Lopez, referred to as a single entity: Bennifer. Also known as Bennifer Lofleck, or Bennifer Affpez.

by Fuckyouyoufuckinfuck October 31, 2003

Bennifer

A reference to Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck as though they are one person and not two. Most often used out of hate or disgust and about movies which star both of them.

Dude! Did you see the new really shitty Bennifer movie?

by Jessica November 26, 2003

bennifer

Yet another reason for stabbing Ben Afflek in the neck with a No 2 pencil over and over again.

Wow, I'm gonna kill Ben Afflek with a No 2 pencil.

by Harry Chapman May 9, 2005

bennifer

A predictable process between two people that begins with a white guy and latino woman appearing in a crappy movie together, screwing, getting engaged, planning a wedding, postponing it, then officially canceling it, and then never speaking again.

Ben and the Jen where in the Bennifer way!

by Joe John Jacobs September 18, 2003