Several grocery storerags just reported the Benifer wedding planned for last weekend in Santa Barbara has been permanently delayed because JLo requested a prenuptual agreement.
a boy that does not know if he is a boy or a girl so he makes his nickname benifer. this person is massively gay and they might wear shorts with leggings under them.
" hi nice to meet you my names ben but you can call me benifer"
1. An attractive couple that have money, fame and beauty yet are still universally hated by everyone.
adj.
1. A horrible combination that may ultimately bring about the apocalypse.
2. Combination of two things that seperately suck but when put together can achieve a level of sucking not understood by physics.
I got suckered into watching that bennifer movie and I started bleeding from the ears and eyes, which was a relief as then I couldn't see or hear the damn movie.
A combination consisting of 50% Benjamin Geza Affleck, and 50% Jennifer Lynn Lopez, referred to as a single entity: Bennifer. Also known as Bennifer Lofleck, or Bennifer Affpez.
A reference to Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck as though they are one person and not two. Most often used out of hate or disgust and about movies which star both of them.
A predictable process between two people that begins with a white guy and latino woman appearing in a crappy movie together, screwing, getting engaged, planning a wedding, postponing it, then officially canceling it, and then never speaking again.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.