beneficiary
beneficiary by twigs4ever February 27, 2017
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Beneficiary cookbook
An unhealthy eating cookbook for people who want to see their inheritance sooner so they feed their relatives food from such cookbook. Meant to be a joke but very insensitive and sickening.
John: I can't stand your mother. She says all these racist terms for Jewish people or Black people and calls people out when she sits on the porch. Totally embarrassing.
Sally: Yes I know. Regardless, I want to take care of her.
John: I know. You're a good daughter but perhaps it would be best if we would feed her from the beneficiary cookbook.
Sally: What the hell? That's my mother you're talking about, you asshole.
Sally: Yes I know. Regardless, I want to take care of her.
John: I know. You're a good daughter but perhaps it would be best if we would feed her from the beneficiary cookbook.
Sally: What the hell? That's my mother you're talking about, you asshole.
Beneficiary cookbook by Verrückte Hunde May 10, 2022
reciprocal beneficiary
A reciprocal beneficiary is a type of legal arrangement that is offered in some states, such as Hawaii, whereby two non-married people can assign some, but not all, of the rights of married couples to one another.
John and Matt were a gay couple in Hawaii, but could not legally marry each other or form a civil union/domestic partnership. So Matt designated John as his reciprocal beneficiary to at least get a few rights.
reciprocal beneficiary by GJGJG1211 January 26, 2010
Secondary Beneficiary
When someone orders food that's shareable but meant for only that one person, moochers who want some part/portion for themselves call "secondary beneficiary" like one would call "shotgun" to claim a seat in a vehicle, when preparing for a ride. Roommates, friends, and family are notorious for such moochery.
Christine ordered a pizza for herself and tried to keep quiet about it. As soon as it arrived at her house, her little brother called secondary beneficiary.
Secondary Beneficiary by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010
Mutually beneficial
She can't afford the lifestyle, bills, drugs, partying, school etc,, so she found a guy to take care of her. She gives him what he wants and he gives her what she wants, a mutually beneficial relationship.
She can't afford the lifestyle, bills, drugs, partying, school etc,, so she found a guy to take care of her. She gives him what he wants and he gives her what she wants, a mutually beneficial relationship.
Mutually beneficial by Scalded_Ape October 6, 2018
mutually beneficial relationship
A relationship where you both benefit. For example she gives you a blowjob and you pay her car payment. Usually a Sugar daddy/sugar baby arrangement. Since it's not a one time thing and you are building a "relationship," it's not prostitution.
mutually beneficial relationship by Salami sandwhich December 22, 2017
Beneficial owner of a popsicle
As beneficial owner of a popsicle, I would need to be wary of those who would like to give my popsicle a haircut. They might try a shark-bite to avoid my back-ice.
Beneficial owner of a popsicle by Ace Binkley December 8, 2005