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Formerly married women who put out early in a relationship, or evening.
I love hors d'ivorce. I didn't even have to buy dinner.
by Ace Binkley November 01, 2005

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The common strength of a man that seems superhuman to all those who do not possess it. In middle school recess, if you got dared into a friendly wrestling match with that guy (every school has one)who was held-back 2 years and already had a full beard and drove himself to school, you would experience the force of man strength. The fingers seem made of steel and grapple with other-worldly force. Eventually, you will be in a full nelson so tight, you wont be able to get the air out of your constricted neck to muster a vocal signal of capitulation.
I found out that Steve has man strength. I am giving him 1/2 of my lunch money for the rest of the year.
by Ace Binkley December 23, 2005

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The person who opens the wrapper of a popsicle.
As beneficial owner of a popsicle, I would need to be wary of those who would like to give my popsicle a haircut. They might try a shark-bite to avoid my back-ice.
by Ace Binkley December 07, 2005

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Like back-wash, but on a popsicle. This is why many of us use the shark bite method. Frozen slobber on a popsicle.
A beneficial owner of a popsicle would rarely employ the use of a shark bite. This is simply because a person is immune to their own back-ice.
by Ace Binkley December 07, 2005

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When 2 people of similar ranks and/or tenure are working together closely on the same projects and they each keep managing to delegate tasks back and forth more than once each.
Eric walks into Bill's office and states "Bill, I need you to work up a proposal for the Cincinnati project." Bill says, "OK, can you review this report and print it in color?" As Eric lays 2 folders on Bill's desk, he says, "Sure. And by the way, here is the information you need to finish the Oklahoma project." Bill says, "thank you." and as Eric is leaving Bill's office, Bill zips Eric an email requesting Eric to fill-in for him at this week's seminar. Thus, a delegation duel.
by Ace Binkley September 09, 2005

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The state of an adult possessing many thousands of once valuable, now worthless baseball cards. The burden carrier is cursed with holding a sliver of false hope that the cards will one day become worth something. So, the burden carrier must keep them in "mint" condition(not in the attic or basement where space is abundant) No, the burden-afflicted takes-up large amounts of climate-controlled prime closet space with this mass of what amounts to thousands of glossy toilet paper squares. The burden also weighs heavy in domestic squabbles. If your wife asks you why those cards are taking-up half of the closet, you can say nothing. There is no defense. They are the quivalent of a Precious Moments Burden for women.
"I really would like to buy that new coat. But if I do, I will have to get rid of my vacuum cleaner to make space in the closet" "Such is life with the baseball card burden"
by Ace Binkley January 09, 2006

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A strand of caramel attached to someones bottom lip that extends downward toward that base of the chin. This is created by the hasty or careless biting-into a Snickers/Milkyway/100 Grand or otherwise caramel-included candy bar. The person must not realize that the caramel is hanging for a Toogie Beard to be genuine. The person will continue to talk, finish eating the candy bar, etc....without knowing that they just grew a Toogie Beard.
A toogie beard is the equivalent of having terrible toilet habits for your mouth.
by Ace Binkley December 23, 2005

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