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beach slap

When one is struck and (usually) knocked down by a large wave. Implies losing something of value in the ocean. A derivative of 'bitch-slap'.
Man, I was bodysurfing last week and lost my glasses when I got beach slapped by a twenty-footer.
beach slap by watahmortah March 3, 2006

Betch slap 

A betchy, girly slap.
Quoting Kelly from the youtube video "Shoes".
My friend stole my shoes, so I got mad, and betch slapped her.
Betch slap by Michyy November 5, 2007

Banch Slap 

is a slap to the buttox, back, stomach, or face that has a mix of bar-ba-cue sauce and ranch dressing.
Dude, that guy just got banch slapped!
Banch Slap by riler January 17, 2010

bench slapped 

this is when you have to go before a judge and he slaps a bench warrant on you.
wow, harold went to court today and he got bench slapped by the judge.
bench slapped by lindy1943 April 6, 2010

benchslap 

A benchslap is when a judge humiliates an attorney, insults another judge, or reverses a lower court in a particularly demeaning manner. A judicial bitch slap, if you will. This term was popularized by David Lat of AboveTheLaw.com (when he was blogging for UnderneathTheirRobes.com).
That was a classic Kozinski benchslap.

Judge Judy totally benchslapped that hooker that claimed to be a model, did you see that?

She might be a litigatrix, but that didn't help her dodge that brutal benchslap.

benchslap 

In fantasy football, when you lose a match up because you benched a player who scored far more points than the one you played.
Damn, girl, you played Luck instead of Sanders this week? You got benchslapped.
benchslap by lyzurjane October 1, 2016