bench warmer

One who doesnt get called up into play, hence sitting through the whole game and "warming the bench".

"Hey coach, can I finally join in?"

"Nah, why dont you do your part and warm the bench."

by tranquillo June 15, 2005

bench warmer

The art of busting ass in someone's chair while unoccupied to allow them to bask in the aroma when they return.

This is typically accomplished in an office setting but can be enjoyed anywhere.One must be very careful not to shart when performing this gracious act.

"John just left his desk... I am going to go bless his bitch ass with a bench warmer".

by Storm Martin March 9, 2008

bench warmer

The act of farting in someone's chair while unoccupied to allow them to bask in the aroma when they return.

This is typically accomplished in an office setting but can be enjoyed anywhere.

"John just left his desk... I am going to go bless him with a bench warmer".

by Storm Martin March 8, 2008

bench warmer

hasnt gone to 1st 2nd or third base in their life...hasnt gone out with anyone

woah that chiks a bench warmer!

by *SoFaKiNg* April 19, 2004

Bench Warmer

A person that pays money for a jersey and to be a part of the team and doesn’t get to play a single minute..

Sherwin and John we’re bench warmers for the Orlem Zonals

by EmmanuelNoronha July 7, 2020

Bench warmer

A term used in baseball and softball usually targeted towards a person who sits on the dugout bench for most of the game, for any reason, aka "warming up" the bench.

Alex is the teams Bench warmer because he is unable to field a baseball.

by EvanOmNomz April 15, 2023

Bench Warmer

Bench warmer means someone that doesnt play in game a lot derfor warming the bench. a bench warmer is a player of a game that isnt played and is most likely trash at the game with no playtime.

coach: sitt on the bench vithu! your trash!

vithu: alright coach, i guess ill be a bench warmer...
*vithu sits on bench for the rest of the game*

by allmeraMIMI February 5, 2024