Definitions by lindy1943

safeway roses 

my boyfriend brought me 18 pink roses yesterday.

when you are 'sent' roses from the florist they are long stemmed roses and cost around $200. when you have a 'cheap' boyfriend he might stop at the store and get the roses near the check out line at Safeway. that is cheap.

My boyfriend brought me 18 lovely pink roses last night.

oh, i see Safeway roses!

safeway roses by lindy1943 April 17, 2010

bench slapped 

this is when you have to go before a judge and he slaps a bench warrant on you.

wow, harold went to court today and he got bench slapped by the judge.

bench slapped by lindy1943 April 6, 2010