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Today my friend Bekter’d again in our family chat.
bekter by Beiman July 9, 2023
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Better Call Saul 

The first thing any intelligent criminal says when he's suddenly in a boatload of trouble.
"The feds just caught me with a shitload of meth in my rolling meth lab! Better call Saul!
Better Call Saul by rcs October 6, 2013
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kiss it better 

literally kissing whatever area hurts in order to make it feel better.
-"my leg got run over by a trailer"
-"awe ill kiss it better for you!!"
kiss it better by ashedpotatoes April 22, 2017

We-We Beater 

We-We Beater: Someone who tends to touch himself during games, and leaving the microphone on. Going AFK to produce personal sexual pleasure.
Hey Wheres Skarz? He's not moving.... This guys a We-We Beater
We-We Beater by Shatheed January 31, 2019

Bandit Beater 

A term originating from (and almost exclusively used on) Roblox used to describe low effort RPG games with repetitive gameplay, uninteresting combat, and little absolute 0 replay value. If the game is a Bandit Beater there is also a solid chance it's also a Cash grab.
"Person 1: So how is that new game that dropped like?"

"Person 2: 30 minutes in and the only thing I've been doing is punching stupid NPC's that don't even block."

"Person 1: Oh wow, yet another Bandit Beater."

better call saul effect 

the occurrence of the feeling of discomfort (or inability to continue) while watching other tv shows because better call saul sets the bar too high
it's better call saul effect again, my brain won't allow watching any show on tv.

Besterestest Friend

A person that is better than a friend, and even better than a best friend.

A person that is closer to you and that knows you better than your normal friends.

A person who will always be there for you. You can literally count on anytime of day. For example, you can randomly call them at 2 a.m. and they'll pick up and talk to you all night if you need to be cheered up.

A person who knows just what to say to make you laugh or smile on the days when you don't want to.

A person who knows you the way they know the back of their hand.

A person you can talk to about everything and anything, from the most random funny topics to the most serious topics. You can be totally honest with this person.

A person you don't have to act fake around because they accept you for who you are, no matter how lame you are.
She is Daisy's besterestest friend even if she's a loserface.

guy: You're my besterestest friend!

girl: Aww, you're my besterestest friend too!
Besterestest Friend by nikachu(: October 7, 2009
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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