A bejar is Typically a fat person who will tend to “steal your girl” or something along that line. A bejar will think he knows all but in fact knows little to nothing.
A pure idol of amazingness, not very good at sports but he can cream you at anything else, he is very tall and the most amazing person you will ever meet
A pure idol of amazingness, not very good at sports but he can cream you at anything else, he is very tall and the most amazing person you will ever meet
A Sugar Bear is a short, pudgy female who is obsessed with things like Cocaine, MDMA, Ketamine, and other mind altering powdery substances. Normally found at festivals and renaissance events, this person will use whatever means necessary to either obtain the powder they want, whether that is by kind means or deceptive means depends on the Sugar Bear's mood that day. Sugar Bears are excellent at hiding their addiction and are usually identified by their bubbly personalities and surprisingly low intelligence. They usually claim they do not do these sorts of things as well to add to their facade.
"Hey that redheaded girl I met today at the faire was really sweet, we are going out later this week!"
"Dude that's a Sugar Bear, you are probably going to find yourself buying her something or she's just going to slip it out of your wallet, she screwed over Erik last week on one of their 'dates' and now his credit card is missing!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.