beforegasm
the orgasm before your real orgasm
beforegasm by hairy pickle May 14, 2008
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boregasm
noun, verb: the result of or act of reaching the apex or climax of boredom; Filling one's capacity for boredom to the extreme boundary
Dude, this class is so boring that I just boregasmed
Oh yeah? Well I had three classes today...triple boregasm.
Oh yeah? Well I had three classes today...triple boregasm.
boregasm by Caitlin+Courtney March 5, 2008
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boregasm
Ok, this is going nowhere, and I have to work in the morning. Time to boregasm and get the hell out of here.
Boregasm
Noun. Something you have when you're having sex with someone that is very dull in bed because of lack of knowledge and skill. A boregasm is of little intensity and is oftentimes acheived by your own assistance.
"I'm horny as a toad. I'll call David... He isn't very exciting but I'm desperate. He's good for a boregasm or two if I'm lucky. "
OR
Man: "Was that 5 minutes of heaven for you too?"
Woman: "Yeah. I was able to have a boregasm, if that's what you're asking."
OR
Man: "Was that 5 minutes of heaven for you too?"
Woman: "Yeah. I was able to have a boregasm, if that's what you're asking."
Boregasm
n / v1 - An orgasm achieved by pure boredom
n / v2 - Masturbating to nothing in particular, out of boredom
n / v3 - An orgasm achieved by listening to any song by Borgore, due to it's filthiness
n / v2 - Masturbating to nothing in particular, out of boredom
n / v3 - An orgasm achieved by listening to any song by Borgore, due to it's filthiness
1 - Holy christ... Why won't the f***ing history teacher just shut up?! I swear, I can feel a boregasm arising.
2 - So bored... I feel so worthless. I boregasmed like 3 times today, 'cause I had nothing better to do
3 - AF;AJF;LDSKFHHFJAFHJAKLFJA;907u79873j90 sorry, I was listening to Love by Borgore, and I boregasmed all over the keyboard. I had to clean the crap off my keyboard. Totally wasn't expecting that first drop.
2 - So bored... I feel so worthless. I boregasmed like 3 times today, 'cause I had nothing better to do
3 - AF;AJF;LDSKFHHFJAFHJAKLFJA;907u79873j90 sorry, I was listening to Love by Borgore, and I boregasmed all over the keyboard. I had to clean the crap off my keyboard. Totally wasn't expecting that first drop.
boregasm
I was bored last night I started masturbating for something to do, though boregasms are not as satisfying as sex...