Noun. Something you have when you're having sex with someone that is very dull in bed because of lack of knowledge and skill. A boregasm is of little intensity and is oftentimes acheived by your own assistance.
"I'm horny as a toad. I'll call David... He isn't very exciting but I'm desperate. He's good for a boregasm or two if I'm lucky. "
OR
Man: "Was that 5 minutes of heaven for you too?"
Woman: "Yeah. I was able to have a boregasm, if that's what you're asking."
OR
Man: "Was that 5 minutes of heaven for you too?"
Woman: "Yeah. I was able to have a boregasm, if that's what you're asking."
by Vavoom42 October 15, 2009
n / v1 - An orgasm achieved by pure boredom
n / v2 - Masturbating to nothing in particular, out of boredom
n / v3 - An orgasm achieved by listening to any song by Borgore, due to it's filthiness
n / v2 - Masturbating to nothing in particular, out of boredom
n / v3 - An orgasm achieved by listening to any song by Borgore, due to it's filthiness
1 - Holy christ... Why won't the f***ing history teacher just shut up?! I swear, I can feel a boregasm arising.
2 - So bored... I feel so worthless. I boregasmed like 3 times today, 'cause I had nothing better to do
3 - AF;AJF;LDSKFHHFJAFHJAKLFJA;907u79873j90 sorry, I was listening to Love by Borgore, and I boregasmed all over the keyboard. I had to clean the crap off my keyboard. Totally wasn't expecting that first drop.
2 - So bored... I feel so worthless. I boregasmed like 3 times today, 'cause I had nothing better to do
3 - AF;AJF;LDSKFHHFJAFHJAKLFJA;907u79873j90 sorry, I was listening to Love by Borgore, and I boregasmed all over the keyboard. I had to clean the crap off my keyboard. Totally wasn't expecting that first drop.
by Netugi January 26, 2011
by WeGotDemMaffs July 25, 2017
Joey: So what did you do last night?
Danny: Man, i was so bored. I stayed inside all day and had like 6 boregasms
Danny: Man, i was so bored. I stayed inside all day and had like 6 boregasms
by d-roc69 February 06, 2010
Faking an orgasm to end a lovemaking session when you are bored with it or would rather be doing something else.
My girlfriend was bugging my for sex so I has a boregasm to get it over with so I could go back to watching the game.
by I. B. Wordy March 05, 2013
The sex was so bad, and I became so bored, that I finally just had to have a boregasm to get him off of me.
by Lucy Valentine March 30, 2015
When you've waited a long time to masturbate, but when you finally finish, it doesn't feel nearly as good as you thought.
Guy 1: How did your first masturbation feel like after that long vacation with your parents?
Guy 2: Meh. I thought it would've felt good, but it was actually a boregasm.
Guy 1: Oh. That's too bad.
Guy 2: Meh. I thought it would've felt good, but it was actually a boregasm.
Guy 1: Oh. That's too bad.
by #mexicanfood June 04, 2015