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Beetrootle is when a man with beetroots gets poked by a loonitic and he goes all crazy like a drunken orc hulk destroying everything in its path, meanwhile everyone else will look at the beetrootled man like he's the actual loonitic.

"OmGggg YOU TOUCheD My bEETROOT FARM!!1!1!11!!! IIN MOT PLAYING WIHT YUO AgaINN!!!!11!1!!" and that's the point when the man got beetrootled.

beetrootle by Vay123 December 19, 2017

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beetrooter

A person with beetroot colored face that has sex with people under their employment.

While sipping from the hypocrite cup, the beetrooter, bangs on the drum about welfare cheats and bludgers and lines up a series of cushy and very well-paid jobs for his baby mama.

beetrooter by fu2nexus6 February 21, 2018

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Bloody Beetroots

An Italian electronica and dance music duo. The Bloody Beetroots were formed in late 2006 by producer Bob Rifo, a.k.a. "Sir Bob Cornelius Rifo," an international indie producer, and DJ Tommy Tea, though Bob Rifo does the majority of the mixing/producing. Gods of electro music with awesome songs and remixes.

Richard - Hey Brenda! Did you heard Wrap by the Bloody Beetroots?

Brenda - Hell yeah! I heard all their songs. The BBs are amazing.

Bloody Beetroots by Buene. July 30, 2010

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beetroot_salad

A person who is abused by their subordinates for a multitude of reasons.

Hey guys, let’s stop bullying Jason. We’re treating him like a beetroot_salad.

beetroot_salad by not_grass January 7, 2019

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Council of beetroot

The supposed villain in Pewdiepie’s epic Minecraft anime which is behind the alleged deaths of pewdiepies Minecraft pets.

Felix: kills his pets with TNT

Also Felix: Why would council of beetroot do this!?

Council of beetroot by HattyHattington October 17, 2019

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council of beetroot

The new council which over threw the beloved Council Of Water sheep is now the protector of bro land.

Let’s all praise the council of beetroot

council of beetroot by Lollopolol September 14, 2019

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Beetroot

A large swollen and quite possibly infected testicle which appears purpley/red in nature. Perhaps caused by the Mrs finding out about "the affair" or due to obscure sexual positions in which the safety of the testicular area may become impaired.

Fuck me, check out the Beetroots on that poor bastard!

Beetroot by #VB Beetroot August 26, 2003

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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