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Beetrooted

Noun. A new 'state-the-obvious-and-point-out-what's-pointless' phrase to describe the state of a sunburnt person who shares the complection of either a red lobster, red tomato or, alas, a bloody beetroot.
Woman: "Man, you're so sunburnt!"

Man: "I know, I'm pretty beetrooted..."

Woman: "You mean, beach rooted ... HA!"

Man: "I hate the beach."
by goudystout February 20, 2011
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beetrooter

A person with beetroot colored face that has sex with people under their employment.
While sipping from the hypocrite cup, the beetrooter, bangs on the drum about welfare cheats and bludgers and lines up a series of cushy and very well-paid jobs for his baby mama.
by fu2nexus6 February 21, 2018
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Bloody Beetroots

An Italian electronica and dance music duo. The Bloody Beetroots were formed in late 2006 by producer Bob Rifo, a.k.a. "Sir Bob Cornelius Rifo," an international indie producer, and DJ Tommy Tea, though Bob Rifo does the majority of the mixing/producing. Gods of electro music with awesome songs and remixes.
Richard - Hey Brenda! Did you heard Wrap by the Bloody Beetroots?

Brenda - Hell yeah! I heard all their songs. The BBs are amazing.
by Buene. July 30, 2010
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beetroot_salad

A person who is abused by their subordinates for a multitude of reasons.
Hey guys, let’s stop bullying Jason. We’re treating him like a beetroot_salad.
by not_grass January 7, 2019
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Council of beetroot

The supposed villain in Pewdiepie’s epic Minecraft anime which is behind the alleged deaths of pewdiepies Minecraft pets.
Felix: kills his pets with TNT

Also Felix: Why would council of beetroot do this!?
by HattyHattington October 17, 2019
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council of beetroot

The new council which over threw the beloved Council Of Water sheep is now the protector of bro land.
by Lollopolol September 14, 2019
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Beetroot

A large swollen and quite possibly infected testicle which appears purpley/red in nature. Perhaps caused by the Mrs finding out about "the affair" or due to obscure sexual positions in which the safety of the testicular area may become impaired.
Fuck me, check out the Beetroots on that poor bastard!
by #VB Beetroot August 26, 2003
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