beershits

A case of diarrhea, possibly accompanied by foul, sulfuric smelling farts, often coming the day after consuming mass quantities of alcoholic beverages such as beer.

"Man, after that party last night, I've been in and out of the can all day!"

"Dude, You got beershits."

by NayJosh March 29, 2008

beersies

more than one beer, beersies (please check the term out on youtube, it is an ad for new zealand on alcohol awareness, it is funny!)

This is the ad that the term was coined from, it is now used every day in New Zealand (world leaders) ;) it is a campaign actioned by the govt.

to bring about awareness through comedy :)

hence...more than one beer = beersies, no more beersies for you!

beersies

by kiwi bloke September 13, 2013

beer shits

noun; including but not limited to the diarrhea-esque, liquid squirt of fecal matter out of oneself after a night of too many beers.

Bro: Dude, how was last night, man?!
Bra: Never mind last night bro, I had the worst beer shits this morning!

by Adam Fly February 24, 2008

Beer Shits

When you can shit through a tennis racket and not hit the strings.

Don't go in the bathroom, I just let down some serious beer shits.

by David From Austin September 24, 2007

Delayed beer shits

After some heavy drinking on a saturday night, you wake up on sunday to realise that you dont have the beer shits and smugly think youve beaten them this time but as monday morning arrives, you feel the unmistakeable gurgle in your gut and need to find the nearest toilet. this can make you late for work and/or spend half your day in work and end up getting some dirty looks off your collegues as you make several trips to the toilet in a considerably short period of time.

oh god, need to find a toilet quick. Delayed beer shits from saturday! See beer shits

by Big Dogs Cock November 20, 2012

beersit

v. etymology-variation of babysit.
means to watch someone's beer or drink while they are away from it.

Hey Billy, beersit for a second while i go to the john and hit the one-dogger (see "one-dogger" i'm in hell and my keyboard doesn't have square brackets).

by C.W. Anderson III September 26, 2005

beersluts

girls who go to parties with the sole purpose of getting drunk and picking up guys.

There is some hot beersluts up in here.

by Lance Mitchell August 8, 2003