Beershitzel

Something that defines a great night out. This is a necessary pooping session that you wouldn't have been able to hold back, it swells and you should probably not look into the toilet afterwards.

"How are you feeling today?"
"I'm okay, but I had the craziest beershitzel when I woke up!"

by TobiasMN November 1, 2018

beershitilitis

the act of shitting after mass consumption of beer. it has the consistency of a pudding like substance that excretes from the butthole. colors may vary from a light burnt orange to a dark, tar like color.

T.T had a bad case of BEERSHITILITIS following a heavy nite of drinking 'stones.

by clayton, tom, erik September 18, 2006