beermail 

Email send under the influence of beer (or alcohol generally).

That mail I sent to the team asking for interview tips was a bad call. Worst beermail I've ever sent.

beermail by buckedchuck May 6, 2010

Beervailable 

Can you make time for a beer later.

Are you beervailable later?

Or

Captain Rosco are you going to Beer'vailable tomorrow after the biz club?

One should reply "beertravaganza" if your up for it.

Beervailable by Uncle Taz December 27, 2015

Beermallows 

marshmallows added to a beer to absorb the flavor for later consumption.

My favorite part of drinking beer is the beermallows afterwards.

Beermallows by Leonov November 16, 2009

beermile

The strange distance that can either be extremely long or very short!!!! Usually due to excessive drinking of beer, the beermile can seem very short and the walker gets home faster than expected, most probably to do with memory loss or the beer monster. It can on the other hand seem extremely long, most definatley due to zigzag walking, stumbling, letching on females, getting in fights, stopping to throw up, stopping at another pub or falling asleep on the curb for half the nite!!!!!! a strange phenomenon it must be said!!!!

#1. Jesus man u were extremely drunk last nite!!!!!

#2. yer tell me bout it, the walk home seemed about 5 beermiles!!!

#1. Ooooof!! short or long ones??

#2. Long ones!!!!:(

#1. Bummer, u fancy a beer mate???

#2. damn rite!!:D

beermile by legsofkentdale November 16, 2006

Beermiles 

The loyalty points gained by not going drinking, when e.g. working weekends, visiting partner's family or driving a bus full of schoolkids

Pete: I've been working every weekend for the last two months - am going nuts not having had a beer

Joe: Wow you'll have collected enough beermiles for a one way ticket to Berserkistan

Beermiles by IanZDaws June 25, 2012

beermaid 

A woman with a larger than average cleavage that serves you by letting you use her boobs as a place to hold your beer while using your hands for other purposes.

Carla's boobs are so big I'd use her as my beermaid.

beermaid by tacanu September 16, 2017