beermile

The strange distance that can either be extremely long or very short!!!! Usually due to excessive drinking of beer, the beermile can seem very short and the walker gets home faster than expected, most probably to do with memory loss or the beer monster. It can on the other hand seem extremely long, most definatley due to zigzag walking, stumbling, letching on females, getting in fights, stopping to throw up, stopping at another pub or falling asleep on the curb for half the nite!!!!!! a strange phenomenon it must be said!!!!

#1. Jesus man u were extremely drunk last nite!!!!!

#2. yer tell me bout it, the walk home seemed about 5 beermiles!!!

#1. Ooooof!! short or long ones??

#2. Long ones!!!!:(

#1. Bummer, u fancy a beer mate???

#2. damn rite!!:D

by legsofkentdale November 16, 2006

beer mile

run a mile on a quarter mile track ... but before each lap you chug a beer

you are a winner at life if you can run a decent beer mile.

by liquidice5 May 3, 2005

beerile

Used to describe someone (typically a male) whose masculinity (or virility) is augmented when they are imbibing in alcoholic beverages, namely beer.

Lana: Michael was TOTALLY beerile at the party last night.
Christina: I KNOW! He's usually such a sweet guy too.

by BiancaE January 8, 2009

beerile

Used to describe someone (typically a male) whose masculinity (or virility) is augmented when they are imbibing in alcoholic beverages, namely beer.

Lana: Michael was TOTALLY beerile at the party last night.
Christina: I KNOW! He's usually such a sweet guy too.

by BiancaE January 16, 2008

Beermiles

The loyalty points gained by not going drinking, when e.g. working weekends, visiting partner's family or driving a bus full of schoolkids

Pete: I've been working every weekend for the last two months - am going nuts not having had a beer

Joe: Wow you'll have collected enough beermiles for a one way ticket to Berserkistan

by IanZDaws June 25, 2012