beermaid

A woman with a larger than average cleavage that serves you by letting you use her boobs as a place to hold your beer while using your hands for other purposes.

Carla's boobs are so big I'd use her as my beermaid.

by tacanu September 16, 2017

merfolk

A titless mermaid.

Kevin: Look at that mermaid! I'd do her.
Carl: She ain't no tits! She a merfolk.

by tacanu September 16, 2017