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Beer Bottle Sex 

Occurs when a man cannot have sex with a women because she is not ready (wet). The resulting effect can be closely related to trying to stick your penis inside of a Beer Bottle.
" - Man, I wanted to fuck Dana so badly, but she wasn't in the mood.. I couldn't wait, i just stuck it in!

- Ouch!... Beer Bottle Sex"
Beer Bottle Sex by Wessiach January 28, 2009

University of Casual Sex and Beer 

The university in Santa Barbara, California, better known as UCSB. Due to the concerns of parents who do not want their children exposed to casual sex and beer, the UC Board of Regents changed the school's name to the University of California, Santa Barbara.
"My buddy balled six chicks this weekend. He goes to the University of Casual Sex and Beer."

Root Beer Sexual 

I’m a root beer sexual and use guns daily.

Beersexual 

A person who can be convinced to perform physical and sexual acts with a person of the same sex only while drunk. Usually happens with females at parties, though guys are known to become beersexuals as well.
"Dude, Lucy was so smashed last night! did you see her with Crystal?"

"yeah man, those beersexuals really got into it!"
Beersexual by Chillerx September 23, 2009
Enjoying a cold beer while having sex at the same time. The ultimate stress relief known to mankind.
"Maaan, I need a goood shot of beersex to get over this workday.."
beersex by Wawa February 22, 2003

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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