beersex

Enjoying a cold beer while having sex at the same time. The ultimate stress relief known to mankind.

"Maaan, I need a goood shot of beersex to get over this workday.."

by Wawa February 22, 2003

Beerexia

An eating disorder, which only occurs with binge drinking, characterized by a refusal to eat due to an irrational fear of "food getting in the way of my booze".

Signs & Symptoms:

- refusal to eat for the duration of drinking time

- marathon drinking (>8 hours)

- preoccupation with drinking alcohol & socializing

- pushing food around a plate

- leaving entire plates of food uneaten

- reports of "fullness" after only a few bites

- consumption of only snack or sweet foods

- often seen in conjunction with the psychological symptoms of ATS Syndrome

The only cure is sobering the f*** up.

"You want a burger?"
"Nah, workin on beerexia over here. I don't need that food ruining my drunk."

"Are you hungry?"
"Nah, got that beerexia. I'm stuffed on beer."

by ATS Syndrome Sufferer December 6, 2011

Beerexting

Text conversations related to where the party is gonna be, who's gonna be there, who's gonna get trashed, who's gonna get laid, who's gonna get it...get it...get it on!!

Typical "Beerexting" comment sent to drinking friends consist of the following:

"wassup homie...ru down for the concert tonight or the UFC fight or ru gonna be in that gang bang you told me about...or is it gonna be all of the above?!?!? get back to me let me knowassup 4da party night2night!! Peace!"

by Ohsider October 14, 2011

Beesexual

Beesexual is when you are sexually attracted to bees

Friend: I’m beesexual
Me: so you are that mentally ill ugly ass woman from the bee movie?
Friend: Omg that’s so beephobic
Me: I don’t care never talk to me again

by Cabomar February 12, 2021

Beerse

the coolest place on earth !

dude i love beerse

Where are you going to?
To Beerse.
Man! That's like so awsome!

by Stephanius February 3, 2009

Beefsexual

A person who commits him/herself to the love of beef to the point where it becomes their primary relationship.

Jeffrey: “Hey Doug, when are you going on your next date”
Doug: “Oh I’m not dating right now. I’m taking myself out for hot pot, for I am a beefsexual”

by Boldgerg April 23, 2019

beer sex

a game in wich the man has sex with a woman while balancing a beer on her back. The object of the game is to keep the beer from spilling

I just had beer sex and only spilled two drops on her ass, it was great!

by Jeremy May 21, 2004