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The Beemer Lemur

Not a BMW, or a lemur. The Beemer Lemur is a unperformed sexual act. It is an act that replicas fisting into a hardcore stimulation for strong woman.

The way The Beemer Lemur is performed

1) the guy takes off his partner's panties

2)he gapes his partner's vagina
3)he attempts to stick his head into the vagina
4)you don't touch yourself, only the partner takes the pleasure.
Time to celebrate December 1st with a sunday special! The Beemer Lemur!
Related Words

Beemer Bitch

a hot sexy bitch who drives a beemer.
Everyone stops and stares when the beemer bitch drives by.
Beemer Bitch by DSmf September 10, 2007

Float like a Cadillac, Sting like a beemer 

Famous catchphrase from the 2006 film Cars. This sentence is pronounced by the main character of the film Lightning McQueen many times during the film, to kinda hype himself up.
*mcqueen does an epic drift on the dirty section of the track*
Hudson Hornet: Float like a Cadillac
Lighning McQueen: Sting like a beemer!
(float like a cadillac, sting like a beemer)
Girl who likes quotes and inspirational posts. Not a morning person and gets really tired and irritated quickly. Very funny and unique, can make anyone laugh without even trying.
"Did you talk to Bemenet in the morning?" , "nah, she's always half dead in the morning"
Bemenet by JoeMama35r6626 November 13, 2019
Name for a motorcycle by the manufacturer BMW.
Often confused with bimmer, what is the name for cars by the same manufacturer.
The BMW R 1200 C is a beemer.
beemer by Rasputin da basemachine August 26, 2004

Beereniority 

Purchaser of said alcohol has seniority of the last beer remaining.
Fool I Bought All This Beer And I Gots Beereniority Over You Last Beers For Me Not For You.
Beereniority by DaveNavy September 27, 2009