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beclown
Verb. To make a complete idiot of oneself in public. To behave or speak in such a way, or to make a comment or express an opinion that is so profoundly witless, senseless and obtuse, that you have forever after defined yourself as a person of comical value only. Never to be taken seriously again. Of worth only as an object of ridicule and derision.
American academic, Paul Carlos, recently beclowned himself by claiming, in effect, that nations that sought to defend themselves from terrorist attacks by killing those responsible for planning the attacks or building weapons for the attacks, including nuclear weapons, were gulty of murder. Former Reagan staffer Doug Bandow has also beclowned himself by claiming that the Bali terrorist bombing was in response to Australia's Iraq involvement. Even though the Bali bombing was before the Iraq war.
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beelow • bellow • Below • below job • Beelo • below the belt • beclown • beclowning • Bedlow • Beezow
lies below his stomach
This is a correction of an old saying; the way to a man's heart actually lies BELOW his stomach. Good sex is more important in attracting men than cooking.
Susie, your mom was a few inches off. The way to a man's heart is actually lies below his stomach, his dick!
lies below his stomach by I, Wreckerrr January 10, 2017
bark like a dog. Your below me moron
powerful comeback to "type like a human" (only use it if you want to mentally, physically and emotionally destroy your opponent)
bark like a dog. Your below me moron by anonymous April 23, 2023
Berlow
A fucking cunt who sucks gigantic cocks while giving a hand job to reingold. Also he's very skinny fat and the only reason he has a wife is because she's a gold digger. Hes also a bald weirdo who looks at reingold's dick and eating his semon cookies! He sweezs reingold's manboobs like there acutual boobs and sucks on thems too.
Reingold: SUCK : COCK NOW
Berlow: ok
A few minutes later...
Reingold: OH YEAH UHH!!! EAT MY COOKIES... NOW
Berlow: ok
Reingold: SUCK : COCK NOW
Berlow: ok
A few minutes later...
Reingold: OH YEAH UHH!!! EAT MY COOKIES... NOW
Berlow: ok
The berlow pulled my pants down.
the person below is hella gay
this is a dangerous weapon. anyone got in its proximity (below) is hella gay(only way to deflect hella is reverse card or anti-hella gay shields)
the person below is hella gay by AlexaPlayDespacito2 September 7, 2018
Belowjob
Belowjob by Ranchgirls October 14, 2020
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