beclowning 

v. The act of making a person, often oneself, look unbelievably foolish.

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The President is once again beclowning himself.

And soiling himself.

beclowning by gnostic3 March 13, 2024

beclowning

V. Madcap disorganized activity undertaken to bring order in the wake of a leader who is wildly off-kilter and psychotically deranged.

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Spent the morning beclowning. Again. How many more countries are there?

beclowning by gnostic3 March 7, 2026

Beckoning 

To entice or lure one's attention; or a summoning gesture.

(SITUATION: Friends playing a game of FIFA)
Mervin (screaming): The through-ball is beckoning!

Walter: Don't be silly...your Rangers!

Beckoning by anon9224 June 19, 2013

beckoning 

cleansing, cleaning up

you should try beckoning yourself!

ok, maybe my shoes?

beckoning by realnessofu1937 February 1, 2023

Blowning 

To be drowned under blankets.

"Stop blowning me, I can't breathe!"

Blowning by ChiefDabber November 26, 2020

beckoning 

cleaning up, cleansing

im going to beckon my shoes

try beckoning your shoes

beckoning by realnessofu1937 February 1, 2023

Fist Beckoning 

How to beckon a hoe by her native language

" Stacy refused to listen to my finger beckon so i used fist beckoning and that wide set hoe hurried up.

Fist Beckoning by anonymous December 2, 2020