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beclowning

V. Madcap disorganized activity undertaken to bring order in the wake of a leader who is wildly off-kilter and psychotically deranged.

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Spent the morning beclowning. Again. How many more countries are there?
beclowning by gnostic3 March 7, 2026
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Beckoning 

To entice or lure one's attention; or a summoning gesture.
(SITUATION: Friends playing a game of FIFA)
Mervin (screaming): The through-ball is beckoning!

Walter: Don't be silly...your Rangers!
Beckoning by anon9224 June 19, 2013

beckoning 

you should try beckoning yourself!

ok, maybe my shoes?
beckoning by realnessofu1937 February 1, 2023

Blowning 

"Stop blowning me, I can't breathe!"
Blowning by ChiefDabber November 26, 2020

beckoning 

im going to beckon my shoes

try beckoning your shoes
beckoning by realnessofu1937 February 1, 2023

Fist Beckoning 

How to beckon a hoe by her native language
" Stacy refused to listen to my finger beckon so i used fist beckoning and that wide set hoe hurried up.
Fist Beckoning by anonymous December 2, 2020
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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