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impossible beef
impossible beef — A fight between two vegans is called an “impossible beef”; it named after the vegan meat product that looks and tastes like “real beef” (to people not familiar with the taste of a good cut of beef, that is.)
The problem arises in the age of political correctness and cancel culture when it is considered a micro-aggression to say that two vegans; or, two vegetarians are “beefing’” when they are involved in an argument. Since vegetarians and vegans were offended by the terms “beef” “beefin’”, beefing, or it’s variants, it begged the question:
What is it called when two vegans argue?
Thank SCIENCE for both the COVID-19 vaccine and the answer to this cultural riddle. When non-meat eaters are fighting it’s called IMPOSSIBLE BEEFING.
Moo.
The problem arises in the age of political correctness and cancel culture when it is considered a micro-aggression to say that two vegans; or, two vegetarians are “beefing’” when they are involved in an argument. Since vegetarians and vegans were offended by the terms “beef” “beefin’”, beefing, or it’s variants, it begged the question:
What is it called when two vegans argue?
Thank SCIENCE for both the COVID-19 vaccine and the answer to this cultural riddle. When non-meat eaters are fighting it’s called IMPOSSIBLE BEEFING.
Moo.
Yoga class was a drag today. Two of the cutest women in my class were having an impossible beef; and, I couldn’t ask either of them out for herb tea and Goji Berries. BUMMER!!!!!! It’s hard being a S.N.A.G. (sensitive new age guy).
impossible beef by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 28, 2023
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beef boss
beef boss by theMEKApilotsyoudon’tknow December 22, 2019
Beef Gristle Mill
1. The Mill in which Beef Gristle is manufactured and stored.
2. A famous location in New York, located near the proposed site for the Playground for Seniors.
3. A well-known steakhouse in Reading, Pennsylvania.
4. A euphemism for the red light district in North Winnetka Falls.
2. A famous location in New York, located near the proposed site for the Playground for Seniors.
3. A well-known steakhouse in Reading, Pennsylvania.
4. A euphemism for the red light district in North Winnetka Falls.
Beef Gristle Mill by Yolanda Yolanda Yolanadaana December 28, 2019
pounding the beef
I was scared shitless when my mammy caught me pounding the beef to Amy Winehouse photos in my bedroom last night...
pounding the beef by Seymour Heiny May 22, 2008
beef gristle mill
A location you make up in order to keep a lie going. Can be used in almost every situation because it sounds like a real place but in reality doesn't exist anywhere.
The location for the new park will be where the old beef gristle mill is.
Guy: So are you still a loser who can't get a job?
You : Nah, I just got a job at the beef gristle mill.
Guy: So are you still a loser who can't get a job?
You : Nah, I just got a job at the beef gristle mill.
beef gristle mill by David Krappenschidtz June 6, 2017
hot beef taco breath
when a person, likely someone you're attracted to, has hot breath but for some reason the very nature of them having hot breath turns you on.
hot beef taco breath by DuanCulo aka Duante Amorculo January 3, 2015
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