beech-nut

The feeling one has after getting out of the ocean with a suit full of sand.

Man, I need to get a tighter bathing suit because this beech-nut is killing me!

beech-nut by Original Fat Kid January 19, 2005

spit some beech nut in your eye

The act of putting a wad of tobacco in yer lipper and spitting a stream in another mans or womans eye

Andy here gets angry at his teacher so he puts in a nice ole wad an he "spit some beech nut in your eye" causing severe pain and blindness.

spit some beech nut in your eye by Hanks Jr. February 22, 2014

Beach Nut 

When you are fucking a girl you pull out and jizz on either her stomach, ass, or tits, and then throw a hand full of sand on it so it sticks to her then yell "boom, Beach Nut!" in a southern accent.

JB "bro, last night I beach nutted Miranda and she didn't even slap me this time!"
Jack "You the man JB"

Beach Nut by richard parker November 16, 2014

Nut Beach 

incredibly delectable

These chips are nut beach!

Nut Beach by lillypilutzergirlie65 May 17, 2021

Beach Nuts 

What happens to guys after too many hours of fun in the sun.

I went for the frisbee, fell, and ended up with a vicious case of beach nuts.

Beach Nuts by MikeH March 23, 2004

Palm Beach Nuts 

Palm Beach Nuts means fucking CRAZY like Donald Trump CRAZY! It's bat-shit-crazy, nuts! It's BEYOND the nuthouse nuts, it's crazy, out-of-touch, delusional, NUTS! It's mental on steroids, out-of-your-mind, nuts! It's like thinking that the past is the present and the present is the past, nuts! It's like thinking you're a billionaire when you don't even have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of, nuts! It's like hiding Top Secret documents and trying to sell them, nuts! It's like burying an ex-wife on the first tee, nuts! It's like being so rich that it doesn't matter what you say, nuts! It's like lobotomy Ninja, nuts!

"Elsa is more than just crazy, she's fucking Palm Beach Nuts, the poor thing!" "Yesterday she introduced me to Jimmy Hoffa when I knew all along that he hadn't come home from work yet."

Palm Beach Nuts by Tab Smart August 30, 2022

Virginia Beechnut 

When you notice a dingle berry while bending you're girl over, and, you pick it off and shove it in her lip like tobacco.

My girlfriend wanted to have sex after she took a dump, so I gave her a Virginia Beechnut.

Virginia Beechnut by Slingblade Wilson February 7, 2018