bednetting 

surfing the net, via laptop, in bed

bednetting is so much more chilled than sittin at ur desk

bednetting by sparkmeister October 2, 2007

bedtexting 

Texting in bed. Though it is generally thought to be sensual or erotic in some way, this is not the case (see bedsexting).

Brett: Hey Karen, bedtexting tonight?
Karen: What?
Brett: ...bedtexting? ;)
Karen: no.

bedtexting by Shanty Dog Two January 13, 2010

bedwetting 

an embaressing problem that occurs when you accidently pee the bed at night. it sucks cause you either have to wake up to cold wet stained sheets or where 'protective underwear.' it's also a very hard problem to keep from you girlfriend

my girlfriend found out about my bedwetting problem

bedwetting by Why Bother February 19, 2006

bevetting 

To attempt to argue by spouting inane, indefensible opinions, backed by quotations that are either presented out of context, or have no real bearing on the argument at hand. For origins, see bevets.

"I don't know what annoyed me more, his quote jizzing, or the general degree to which he was bevetting."

bevetting by Farkers and Farkettes September 8, 2005

bedgetating 

The act of lazing around in bed, watching TV, reading, etc. Similar to vegetating, only in bed.

The laundry really needed doing, but I spent the afternoon bedgetating with the remote instead.

bedgetating by MattCA April 25, 2016

brunetting 

Brunetting is the process of 'de-leaning,' so in essence going from being high, to being normal again. The time this process takes varies depending on how many joints you have smoked. This phrase was originally used in wanstead park by Alasdair Bain and Neil Dixon but is now more widely used.

'Holy fuck man, I am so so lean right now, I gotta brunette before I go home.....I no, we'll go somerfield then have another joint'
'FUCK ME I GOTTA BRUNETTE'
'Man brunetting's so enjoyable don't ya think?
I'm so high right now i don't no what the fuck's going on!'

brunetting by Alasdair Bain September 12, 2005

pinko commie bedwetting sapsucking twit 

A person that you don't like. Must be used sparingly for it is a powerful insult that can make little kids cry.

Person A: "Hey, what's up?"
Person B: "Shutup, you pinko commie bedwetting sapsucking twit"
Person A: *runs home* *cries*
Powerful indeed.

pinko commie bedwetting sapsucking twit by Ashm33r October 22, 2006