bedfucked

Infested with bedbugs beyond reproach

The whole apartment complex has been bedfucked.

by Lilibella August 23, 2011

Bedfucked

When you wake up and look like a total mess. Messy hair, sleepy eyes, black circles and all that.

I got up so bedfucked it took me forever to get ready for work.

by Mister Urban September 9, 2020

busfucked

to get stuck behind a school bus that's making way too many stops usually when you're already running late to work or to catch a train

I'm sorry I'm late boss but I got busfucked an unprecedented 3 different times on the way to work.

Dude, we've been busfucked for over 20 minutes. I'm thinking about running over the next fucking kid that gets on that damn bus. I'm sure the judge will understand.

Bro I got busfucked and missed my train so I'm gonna chill and drink some gold tops in my car till the next one comes.

by Olof Carmody February 25, 2008

Befuckery

The state of being by which one is completely fucked over by everything that could possibly go wrong in any situation or series of consecutive situations. Extremely unlucky.

This emergency room visit has been a real befuckery!

by Happenstance February 25, 2010

Bagfucked

When you go to the market and get a cheap bag that tears and your goods spill onto the ground. 2. When the drive thru attendant puts the wrong food in your bag.

Could you please double bag that beer I don't wanna get bagfucked in the parking lot!

Damn homie this ain't no carne asada...we got bagfucked!!

by GanjaGus December 14, 2010

befucked

When you know you will be fucked up in a situation before it even happens.

Ted: "Dude, my car's starting to feel wobbly... What if it breaks down?"
Carlos: "Nice, man. You're befucked."

by catsofamerica!!!!lalala May 23, 2011

bedrocked

One who smoked so much weed that he can't get any more stoned is known as being bedrocked.

bob, i told you if you smoked that entire joint you would get bedrocked. look at you now.

by Hueydude February 28, 2015