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bedazzled meat curtains 

When a girl pierces and adorns has her labia minora with beautiful jewels and pearls. What Crystal Rose has.
When asked "do you have any other piercings?" I say "yes I have bedazzled meat curtains"!

Bedazzle 

(v)The art of taking ordinary things and making them EXTRAORDINARY by adding sparkles, rhinestones, glitter, stars, beads, etc. For some it is a way of life.
He is the knight in bedazzled armor, he leaves sparkles wherever he goes.
Bedazzle by NatalieCatalie April 17, 2009

Bedazzled 

The act of adding bling ( glitter, jewels ) to a clothing item. Often popular among latino men. A animalistic form of attracting a mate ( much like the peacock ) most commonly worn in da club !
shirt guido jewels bedazzled
Bedazzled by sherman dash June 2, 2010

Bidazzled 

When you are sitting in class and you see someones butt crack you can make it bidazzled.
Bidazzled by The bidazzlers July 7, 2010

Bedeviled Ex

Meaning: A Bitter, Soul Sucking, Possessed Ex who wants you back,

A Bedevilled Woman: Is sly and crafty, doing things like dropping your post to you at work at random times, She'll make it seem that she's doing you a favour when really it's just an excuse to see you, or sending emails and texts to pick up your stuff (WARNING) this is where she tries to lure you back to her lair, she may not (try it on) but watch out for tricky questions about your current affairs and relationships, like a witch possessed she'll eat your words and use it to her advantage and will try to remind you about the very few (good times) you used to have!

A Bedevilled Man: Is much less of a threat but far more irritating, He'll constantly remind you why he is awesome and all the cool things he's seen and done since the last time he contacted you, he'll always hug you in passing, and it'll be a confusing squeeze that makes you feel uncomfortable (so don't confuse a Bedevilled man, with an Ex who is still a friend) a tell tale sign of the Bedevilled man, is that 1. He's still telling his friends you where the best at certain sexual endeavours! 2. He's trying to rub your nose in his awesomeness and constantly bringing up topics you like or things you enjoy.
Bedeviled Woman

Guy 1: She came to bother me at work today and with a load of my post!

Guy 2: Shit dude, couldn't she have just dropped it off at yours? That is one Bedeviled Ex!

Bedeviled Man

Girl 1, I'm so sick of him going on and on about how awesome he is!

Girl 2, I know right, I mean, if he was THAT awesome you'd still be together,

Girl 1, Yeah the guy's Bedeviled I swear!

Braziled 

Verb

1. To be utterly destroyed by the opposing team on your motherland soil.

2. In other words losing by 6 or more goals.
Dude you got totally Braziled by that dog in your back yard.
Braziled by Brasiled January 9, 2015